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[–] Ramenator@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

American city names: New-removedshire-Upon-My-Ass

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Have they decided which of Arkansas and Kansas is pronounced correctly? I assume that's what their civil war was about.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Arkansas is the one which was originally named, it comes from the french name of one of the tribes that lived in the region. Kansas just thought it sounded cool.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then can you explain where, exactly, they're carrying those wayward sons?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's easy when they're just dust in the wind

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I dunno, but there'll be peace when they are done.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is a Kansa tribe. No need to erase natives over interstate bullshit.

Didnt know, just kinda assumed due to how often states either split or names get recycled.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

While in Kansas the Arkansas River is pronounced arr-kansas. Otherwise it's Arkansaw.

[–] Sunfoil@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You can say removed, it's the internet.

Eidt: wow you actually can't. That's stupid. Literally 1984.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

That will be your instances fault everyone else is absolutely fine. Lemmy.world admins are awful.

Anyway we should all be on smaller instances just on general principle.

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

New Bundleofsticksshire-Upon-My-Ass

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That’s a brutally discriminatory name these days.

They prefer the term London

[–] li10@feddit.uk 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Always interesting to see people mention my hometown of Faggotshire online.

I live in South Bummersly these days though.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pronounced "Sow bumsly", no doubt.

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

I'll sow her bumsly, if you know what I mean (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

I can picture it. It's definitely a Southern town, no northern industrial city.

I bet it has 12 pubs around a village green.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 18 points 1 year ago
[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Meanwhile the Americans have the British names but pronounce it completely different because of the fucking bostoners

[–] droans@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't place the blame on us. The British have changed their dialect like twelve times since we were their colony.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well that's because you unsubscribed from the language patches, made your own fork and then did nothing with it.

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

I assure you we have done plenty with that fork…

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How do you pronounce Worcester?

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Woster for short

[–] TAG@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

As an American who lived in Worcester, MA for a number of years: Wuster or Wustah

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Askin' the REAL questions!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also because the British have proven themselves incapable of taking care of the language, as proven every day by cockneys.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The whole point of cockney is that you can tell who is and isn't a local.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

And by local they mean on the street by street level.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Burning, ham

Yet they can pronounce Halifax just fine.

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[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Fugsha lmaooooooo

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shout-out to Fucking growing so tired of jokes and sign theft that they changed their name... to Fugging. Because ze Austrians think that's less funny.

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Fugging :-DDDDDD

[–] Kcryptonian@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Shah_of_Iran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Usually 4chan but there are multiple chan-sites

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[–] seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

French-sounding places:

Vincennes-sur-l'oisement
Saint-martin-des-Vosges
Mathildeville
Miquelin-les-prés

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

British-sounding places:

  • Shitterton
  • Scratchy Bottom
  • Cockplay
  • Penistone
  • Gay Street, West Sussex

Oh wait these are all real British places

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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Americans who pronounce 'Dubois' as DEW-boyse and DU-bwah depending on personal preference.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We just do that. Miami, FL is pronounced differently than Miami, OK.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

TIL.

Sure we could find other examples.

edit = Someone elese did 'Arkansas' and 'Kansas.'

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sometimes they're just named after different guys. Like Houston Street versus Houston, Texas.

See also Luis, Luise, and Louise.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Louisville and St. Louis were named after the same guy. Pronounced differently. Lew-ie-ville and Saint Lou-iss

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

If you put an a at the end the polish name is accurate

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Portugal:

Fodarelho da Raia

Cona-da-Velha

Covide (this one actually exists)

Pintelhos

Estudasses

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Lithuanian place names be like: Kalabybiškės

[–] GreasyTengu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Newfoundland names be like:

Come by Chance

Blow me Down

Conception bay

Dildo

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Italy:

Sborate sul Minchio

Pornassio(this one actually exists)

EDIT: formatting

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