GreasyTengu

Knew a guy who wouldn't wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.

I get an excuse to stay indoors.

Touch grass? Can't, its under 3ft of snow!

Humans be like: "step on me Earth mommy"

Back when I was in school, there were at least 3 people in my grade ( of like 30 kids) that both wanted to become a doctor and had the grades to probably do it. Not a single one of them was able to afford the schooling.

Canada really needs to do more for potential medical students. Why is the most important industry gatekept by wealth?

Seriously, the only people who can 100% say if she is or isnt are actual natives.

A little bit off topic but I know plenty of white presenting people who have some native ancestry that know fuck all about native culture, Mostly because of the residential school fuckery. Many of them would like to learn more about the heritage that has basically been erased from their family's identity but hold back because they dont want to get labeled as a faker or whatever the native version of a weeaboo is. A few have gotten their status cards and have started to get involved, but who does and doesn't get their status seems random at times.

natropaths have licenses?

Honestly, my biggest worry/criticism is that there is no way to prevent these 99 homes from becoming 99 Airbnb's.

Don't think there is any way for them to prevent that though.

I am just a fish

TBH the Wheel of Pain is low carbon emissions

Kinda like the Alit and Kagouti from the Elder Scrolls series, basically just a mouth with legs.

Newfoundland names be like:

Come by Chance

Blow me Down

Conception bay

Dildo

Random naked dance parties are a staple of any MMO