Justas

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Anon misses a hint in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 3 points 35 minutes ago (1 children)

0.66 m/s ?

No, Your iPhone Is Not ‘Mysteriously Rebooting’: Here’s What’s Happening in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I sometimes catch my Motorola doing that at night, sometimes it even updates.

Discord admin gets 15 years for “one of the most significant leaks” in US history in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Yo momma's lips are so loose, she leaks government secrets.

Perfect except that she's a HERETIC in c/grimdank@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

She also does stuff that make even the Slaneesh blush.

Police Freak Out at iPhones Mysteriously Rebooting Themselves, Locking Cops Out in c/cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

Yes, but how many of them started shooting?

Let's get folksy up in here in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes, because they were Bulgarian.

Pliny doesn't like when I travel in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Obligatory Šaškė

It was wonderful, thanks in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or he could pay off a pornstar again.

Deregulation ≠ Efficiency in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

inb4 Mexican cartels start selling Mexican insulin and other medicine to broke Americans at lower prices.

Ambulance hits cyclist, rushes him to hospital, then sticks him with $1,800 bill in c/fuckcars@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I mean kinda, but he used his authority very sparingly.

It was wonderful, thanks in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.

Potoo Potions! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Unlike the video games, which feature Geralt carrying two swords, the books note Geralt's second sword is in a pack on his horse, Roach. The photos have yet to confirm Roach's existence but chances are good the horse is also involved in the series. As such, it will likely be revealed Geralt's second sword in the pack Roach is carrying.

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Patterns on this watermelon (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Muh pea sandwich (OC) (sh.itjust.works)
 
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I know what's there but I still want to see it (sh.itjust.works)
 
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And they built a crooked house (sh.itjust.works)
 

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Top of my head looked back at me in this photo (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Justas@sh.itjust.works to c/pareidolia@sh.itjust.works
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Hey guys, did you miss Šaškė? (sh.itjust.works)
 
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[WP] Aliens infiltrate the government and business elites of humanity, but possess more empathy and care more for people than the sociopathic human elites (sh.itjust.works)
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I don't want to form parasocial relationships with people I fap to (sh.itjust.works)
 

Parasocial relationships refer to one-sided relationships in which a person develops a strong sense of connection, intimacy, or familiarity with someone they don’t know, most often celebrities or media personalities. These relationships exist only in the mind of the individual, who experiences a bond despite the lack of reciprocity.

Forming parasocial relationships is fine.

Fapping (masturbating) to nsfw content is fine (unless it is illegal or unethical).

But forming a parasocial relationship with someone you fap to feels like cheating if you are in a relationship and a poor substitute for a relationship if you are single.

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I am not a ______; you can share me. (sh.itjust.works)
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This is what peak slavcore looks like (extra images in the comments) (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Justas@sh.itjust.works to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk
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I bought a car with a bad engine (sh.itjust.works)
 

A year ago I bought my wife a Mazda CX-5 diesel and paid 10K for it. Now I found out that it has an engine defect that will be extremely expensive to repair, so the car is a write-off, at best I can get 2K back.

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It took me way too long to realise wtf I was doing (ibb.co)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Justas@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.world
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