NakariLexfortaine

joined 1 year ago
[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 41 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Not with Trek, but I'm a former stagehand and I've done amateur stagework. Spent a lotta time building and maintaining sets and props. I've been there.

You're backstage, you've got how everything should look memorized, it's all set up, and for a moment, while it's just you and that dry run, you forget yourself. You're a part of the show.

Eventually you step back, remember it's all fake. You notice the little flaws, notice the floor isn't just right under your feet. You were tired, trying to get something done. A lapse.

I genuinely believe in the magic of the stage. Not in the sense of a spell, but of the ritual. No matter if it's on a screen, or in person, if you do it right, we let go. For a moment, we forget our world and step into another.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 17 points 7 hours ago

Isis being informed that Osiris' penis had been taken.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 9 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (10 children)

My friend, do yourself a favor and invest in a proper grinder. You can find pocket grinders with a kief catch for like $15. That catch will be your friend during the hard times. Let it build until you need it, and never clean that shit unless it is into your apparatus of choice.

ETA: Clean the grinder teeth, not the catch. Just knock it into the catch with a toothbrush before you do. Sometimes you can scrape some extra goodness up, but it sucks using a gummed grinder. Should be able to grind in one smooth motion, not too much resistance.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

My first memories are traumatic!

Actually, a number of my childhood memories are the traumatic ones... Fuck.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 29 points 1 day ago

And this is how "Scroll of Instant Kaiju" began.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I feel that last one, so hard.

I had access to extra time and all that for maths, which I have always struggled with learning. I never felt justified in using them, told myself I was just dumb, not trying hard enough to learn. It didn't matter that I was losing sleep, and still not improving, there was something I could somehow magically fix if I just kept pushing myself through the rock in my way.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Does not get mashed on fermented berries".

I'll have you know that when I was lost and low on fuel, I managed to land on an absolute shit hole of a backwater, barely a sentient being in sight, but those berries?

They got me home. Always fly X-Wing. Runs on anything.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Did you use a particular finish on the amaranth, or are you going to let it naturally shift?

It's all absolutely gorgeous, by the way!

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 35 points 4 days ago

This is why you should support your local squirrel population.

Little buddies have been waging a war against this for a long time for us. We need to give back.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Ballistic corkscrew penis.

0 to full in .5 seconds.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

I have no justification.

I was just an Egg.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 85 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I know this is just a "grass is always greener" because I am horridly burned out at my current gig and it's only getting worse, but damn, I'm really sitting here on my lunch break going "Yeah, gathering fish jizz sounds a whole lot better than going back into this hellhole".

On the other hand, you probably need some marine life education to become the cuddlefish jizzmopper that I certainly lack.

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee to c/poetry@lemmy.world
 

There once was a house,

In which you were allowed to play.

To rest,

To lay,

To love,

You were forever welcomed within its halls.

There was a house,

And there were many locked doors,

But you were okay,

Helping the owner open them.

There was a house,

And behind one of those doors,

Was found a rose,

Wilting,

Dying,

Under a glass dome.

There was a house,

And the owner wanted to renovate

Not much to the outside,

But the rooms they had found,

They had so much more.

There was a house,

And when you came,

It was with fear,

For you did not see

What the house wanted to be.

You tried to not let it show,

To buy materials to help

To give advice where you could,

But could not hide the quiet.

There was a house,

But you began going to others,

And when you came,

You told the house how lovely they were.

You spoke of their wallpaper, their carpets, of how everything works so well.

As you stood on everything new,

Using the old words for me.

There was a house,

Now it is less

A strewn mass of rubble,

That you skip happily down.

Running your hands down faded walls,

You pay lip service,

As you pass the rose,

part of the centerpiece of what this house was to be.

You never see the roots,

As they climb down the table,

Wrap around all around them,

Pull everything tighter,

Together.

You complain as you prick your finger,

Dancing down the thorns,

How dare this house hurt you?

There was a house,

And the echoes still ring down the halls,

Of the name you call.

Those echoes fill every room,

Surround all that you claim to hold dear,

Because you can’t see,

That Rose is also here.

There was a house,

But there is a garden now.

I wish you could see it,

To call it beautiful,

To lay among the flowers,

To call their petals soft.

There is a garden,

But that does not mean the house has gone away.

 

Came across these three Bandai Quick model kits while out and about. They looked adorable, so they came home and got built.

Honestly great for beginners/kids! Pieces pop out of the frame easily, they're fairly easy to click together, and decently solid for snap-togethers. You can at least pick them up without everything falling apart, though Mew is finicky about staying upright in its stand. Young kids would probably need help with the stickers, and maybe with getting the eye pieces slotted into place.

Going to keep my eyes out for the rest of the line, now.

 
 

My wife surprised me with the two-piece Mothman and the NB placard she found at an event as an early birthday present! She got me the trans heart last year.

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