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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Am I cynical or do these always seem like weird ploys to get your personal information?

[–] Steveanonymous@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

The next one will have you use your childhood friends first name with your fathers first car make and model

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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago

STELLA CAN'T BREATHE

holy shit that kinda slaps

Stella Tracheitis doesn't ring quite as well though.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I Don't Remember Alzheimer's

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[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Donna Depression has quite a ring to it.

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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"We're Mary's Dislocated Shoulder, and this is our new song, 'Unbalanced Sheep'!"

[–] Karjapuskuri@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Tbh, Mary's dislocated shoulder is absolutely the best one yet, and I would pay money to see them play.

[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

SØ Suicidal

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish I could've said Linda's Prostate Exam

Man collecting them account recovery responses

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] force@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Pregnant Mary. I could see it.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Rose Sciatica

[–] ImpossibilityBox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Using my grandmother's initials I get "EMO Spinal Fracture"

A little on the nose there.

[–] TvanBuuren@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

Hillegonda's pink eyes.

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I’m more curious about grandma’s titty pills honestly.

[–] FrostbyteIX@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, Pearl Suicidal Tendencies!

I could make a song outta that.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's just the mashup of two 90's bands. Their best song must be Jeremy's Alone.

[–] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Maxine Vasectomy

[–] schnokobaer@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] aidan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)
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Miner Palmar Laceration.

[–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Patsy anal fissure

[–] Murais@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

Yvette Dead Tooth

That's actually really fucking metal. I love it.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Vern gastrointestinal blockage

We are brutal slamming death metal

Nana's Vasectomy

I love it!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Sounds pretty good, actually.

[–] Oyml@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Sarah's CPAP Follow-Up

[–] BluesF@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Buck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Mine's Corry Gout, can I be your cover band?

[–] 6mementomori@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Zoya Miopericarditis!

[–] BearJCC@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Penelope pollicus contusion

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Vera Snotty Baby.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Joy gaping wound

[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] klemptor@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Louise Labral-Tear-and-Femoroacetabular-Impingement

It has a nice ring to it

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Betty Chest Infection

[–] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Margaret bleeding in the bathroom floor

Not bad actually.

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Zammit Depression

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Shirley Uveitis

[–] enthusiasticamoeba@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Geraldine Granuloma

[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Ruby Hypocalcemia. Sounds a bit pretentious.

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

We're "I have no clue's anxiety attacks" and we're elated to play for you tonight!

[–] DNOS@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Mari electrocardiogram

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