Am I cynical or do these always seem like weird ploys to get your personal information?
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STELLA CAN'T BREATHE
holy shit that kinda slaps
Stella Tracheitis doesn't ring quite as well though.
"We're Mary's Dislocated Shoulder, and this is our new song, 'Unbalanced Sheep'!"
Tbh, Mary's dislocated shoulder is absolutely the best one yet, and I would pay money to see them play.
Man collecting them account recovery responses
Linda's Annual Checkup?
I wish I could've said Linda's Prostate Exam
SØ Suicidal
Rose Sciatica
Using my grandmother's initials I get "EMO Spinal Fracture"
A little on the nose there.
Hillegonda's pink eyes.
Pregnant Mary. I could see it.
I’m more curious about grandma’s titty pills honestly.
Maxine Vasectomy
Yeah, Pearl Suicidal Tendencies!
I could make a song outta that.
That's just the mashup of two 90's bands. Their best song must be Jeremy's Alone.
Yvette Dead Tooth
That's actually really fucking metal. I love it.
Nana's Vasectomy
I love it!
Vern gastrointestinal blockage
We are brutal slamming death metal
Patsy anal fissure
Eunice's Rabies Shot
Sounds pretty good, actually.
Miner Palmar Laceration.
Sarah's CPAP Follow-Up
Ginny Gout
Fuck yeah
Mine's Corry Gout, can I be your cover band?
Zoya Miopericarditis!
Penelope pollicus contusion
Vera Snotty Baby.
Joy gaping wound
Louise Labral-Tear-and-Femoroacetabular-Impingement
It has a nice ring to it
Betty Chest Infection
Margaret bleeding in the bathroom floor
Not bad actually.
Zammit Depression
My grandmother's name was Mary
Last hospital visit was for a dislocated knee.
Taking some liberties I have:
Mary's Dislocation
We're "I have no clue's anxiety attacks" and we're elated to play for you tonight!
Geraldine Granuloma
Ruby Hypocalcemia. Sounds a bit pretentious.
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