Just for that I'm playing games my entire shift.
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meh, I did the quiet quit thing a long time ago. not working harder without a nice raise. I'm urging Americans to work less. go on! take that day off! you can do it!
His base legit acts like a class of peasants for this man. It is the most insane thing to watch in real time.
Work harder for my riches, plebs!
This monster feeds on media attention. Let's all stop relating every stupid things he says and focus on basically anything else, it will always be more positive.
He can suck my dick.
He'd only do that if you gave it as a gift and put a bow on it
he'd enjoy that. I'm not sure you would though.
He should suck your dick while you are taking a shit...
A dirty blumpkin !!!!
I think that's just a regular blumpkin.
You are the leading blumpkin authority!
If I were you, I'd rather not 😂
I thought the amount of time he golfs would be higher. Every time he golfs we pay the taco when he stays at his properties.
He intended to golf more but the mind and body are broken.
I’m not a Trump supporter in any way, but it’s not excessive.
That’s 21.7 weeks. If he went golfing on the weekend, then he still golfed less than 2 times per week.
Est. cost to taxpayers for golf since returning to office: $51,800,000
Perhaps you would not mind paying his golf bill then.
He actually said at his most recent press conference that he's upset because he hasn't been golfing for the last three weeks.
There is a calendar on the site showing which days he was confirmed to have been golfing. There are many on the weekends, but not all, which means "work week" time was spent golfing.
And it has a TACO index. Perfect. xD
Look at that 275lb (320?) bag of piss wrapped up in a cheap looking 10k suit shitting his pants. Nubby little fingers. Weird nubby mushroom member (this is from a a legal deposition)
Clearly demented and so insecure he can’t even ask for help.
Dude is in over his head.
The stress is gonna kill him. He knows it that’s why he’s not working.
He is not looking healthy
I hope you're right, but I think like Putin he lives on pure motivated hatred and spite.
Kissinger lived till 99. Hatred seems to impart longevity somehow.
If he's angry, he doesn't look that bad. If he's just listening, he doesn't look great, almost deflated looking.
If he's just pretending* to listen
Ftfy. Everyone knows he never listens.
His short term memory is shot anyway, actually listening won’t matter.
Incentivize it, you living malediction. Expand healthcare to allow more hours, increase overtime pay, make it easier to start a business, personally turn a few billionaires into pulp within a massive stadium housing solely seats, cameras, screens, a long spool of rope, and a single woodchipper. Frankly, these aren’t big asks.
I think one of those industrial grinders that grind up engines and stuff would be even better. Just run it at extra slow speed as you lower them in.
Nah, keep the machine at full speed, but definitely slowly feed them into it.
Or just put a bullet in them and redistribute their wealth.
For anyone keeping count, that's about a day and a half per week.
They did the math!
Hope be chokes on his KFC. I’ll go celebrate by eating… KFC
Given how worker production increasing over time and pay for said production have not stood in line with each other I think I’d rather not.
Frankly, I'd really rather that the Irish Star not encourage him to be spending more time making policy.
I hate articles like this. You know weekends are 28% of days right? Can we report on real crazy shit Trump has done instead of these performative outrages?
Stop pretending this is anything close to normal.
No, I don’t think so.
Biden golfed a total of nine times.
Obama spent 3% of his time golfing.
Trump, 22-25%, depending on the source.
This is crazy shit, a dictator stating people should work harder while spending 1/4th of his time on the course. The presidency isn’f supposed to get weekends off.
He is the goddamn president. He doesn’t get weekends.