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Look at that 275lb (320?) bag of piss wrapped up in a cheap looking 10k suit shitting his pants. Nubby little fingers. Weird nubby mushroom member (this is from a a legal deposition)
Clearly demented and so insecure he can’t even ask for help.
Dude is in over his head.
The stress is gonna kill him. He knows it that’s why he’s not working.
He is not looking healthy
I hope you're right, but I think like Putin he lives on pure motivated hatred and spite.
Kissinger lived till 99. Hatred seems to impart longevity somehow.
I feel like the despicable you are and the more people hate you, the longer you live. That certainly explains Kissinger and other real life villains
Evil sustains. Not sure why and science has yet to yield answers. One of the Rothschilds would get continued organ transplants to sustain his life, often from organ donors who did not know they were organ donors, usually from third-world countries.
If he's angry, he doesn't look that bad. If he's just listening, he doesn't look great, almost deflated looking.
Ftfy. Everyone knows he never listens.
His short term memory is shot anyway, actually listening won’t matter.