Blumpkinhead

Haha, no you haven't you fucking dork.

It's like a disposable book, with ads.

You... you should not be allowed at the petting zoo...

You aren't stupid for asking a question. Asking questions is why smart people know things.

Kind of reminded me of this one.

No, thank you.

Oh thank god

Maybe I want to be hallucinating and have fire-hydrant-strength diarrhea while I'm lost in the woods, though.

How would you leverage your vote in this instance?

I'd just like to add that smart bags (that have lithium batteries for charging devices) also pose this risk. They've become more popular with travelers over the past few years.

If you use one of these, please be sure to remove the battery before checking your bag!

I have no experience with boiled peanuts. What's the deal?

Man, that's so sad.