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Trump urges Americans to work harder despite spending 22% of term golfing (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 33 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

He can suck my dick.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 8 hours ago

he'd enjoy that. I'm not sure you would though.

[–] ghosthacked@lemmy.wtf 3 points 6 hours ago

He'd only do that if you gave it as a gift and put a bow on it

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

He should suck your dick while you are taking a shit...

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

A dirty blumpkin !!!!

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I think that's just a regular blumpkin.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

You are the leading blumpkin authority!

[–] pepperonisalami@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

If I were you, I'd rather not 😂