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Trump urges Americans to work harder despite spending 22% of term golfing (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 41 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Incentivize it, you living malediction. Expand healthcare to allow more hours, increase overtime pay, make it easier to start a business, personally turn a few billionaires into pulp within a massive stadium housing solely seats, cameras, screens, a long spool of rope, and a single woodchipper. Frankly, these aren’t big asks.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I think one of those industrial grinders that grind up engines and stuff would be even better. Just run it at extra slow speed as you lower them in.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, keep the machine at full speed, but definitely slowly feed them into it.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 hours ago

Or just put a bullet in them and redistribute their wealth.