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[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That blade is not infinitely long unless you measure the same part over and over again.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 22 hours ago

Fr, what happened to 2πr?

[–] last_philosopher@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A sword by definition has a "pointed blade" accordingly any object with an infinitely long blade cannot be a sword. Rather, it's a blade ray.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago

Swords without a sharpened point had existed. You could only use them for cutting, not thrusting.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it does have a point. look at the blade from the side.

pointy bit goes into the pizza.

[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, pizza cutter stuck in pants and now I am circumferenced

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] scholar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

If she's doing it right

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

I was going to define this as an axe

[–] RaptorBenn@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Im not sure what defines a strike but im pretty sure you wouldnt thrust a pizza cutter. If we're being technical, it doesnt meet the whole definition.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I have used it this way to cut through some really crusty pizza.

strikes are possible.

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I have used a pizza cutter to cut more than one pizza. I have also wielded a sword, (Ren Fair and fought a dual), and cut pizza with it. I have also field dressed a couple of deer and cut a few pizzas, (along with apples and sandwiches) with a Victorinox Classic keychain pocket knife over the years.

Of the 3 pieces of cutlery, I find the Victorinox Classic to be the most useful.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No that's a pretty finite length, even if you have to measure the atoms to do it.

[–] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

It’s also not length but circumference.

You don't need to leave the kitchen, just need a pi

[–] ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This image makes me angrier than it should. Those 4 "right angle" designations are all lies. You cannot have a curved line attached to anything and call it a "right angle". It's not. Like, factually. I don't care if it's 2 feet long, or 200,000 miles, it will never be exactly 90°, which invalidates the entire thing.

[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

If it’s not a right angle, then what is it? Wouldn’t you just measure the angle between the tangent of the curve and the line? Working with the tangents is how you find the angle between two curves as far as I know. You say it will never be exactly 90 degrees, but it would be 90 degrees at exactly that point. That’s not a weird thing to say from a math perspective.

I think a bigger issue with this figure is that they’re using some internal and external angles for their count of 90 degree angles. (And that this is just a ridiculous twist on a square, lol.)

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

OK. Walk in a straight line for a couple of metres and stop. Rotate left or right by exactly 90°. Now take a curved path in any direction.

Did you or did you not turn 90°?

[–] mriormro@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That doesn't make the resultant diagram 90° at those vertices. That's just empiricist stupidity.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 1 points 20 hours ago

OK, then what angle is it?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

This is not a parallelogram and is therefore not a square

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

ah yes, ignoring that it should actuality be a polygon, implying a closed shape with straight sides much like this ignores the "weapon" and "used for thrusting or striking" parts of the definition.

not hard to make strange things fit a definition when you just ignore parts of it.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

something tells me neither of these are genuine attempts at properly using the definitions but rather clever subversions with deliberately obtuse interpretations in pursuit of... checks notes... humor.

[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Let me introduce you to the Non-Euclidean surfaces to bend your concept of straight lines

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[–] HydrogenLine@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 139 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It specifically says for thrusting or striking. That's where the pizza cutter fails to pass as a sword. 😔

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

IDK maybe they're just really bad at cutting pizza.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You put the sharp edge on a surface and push forward to cut pizza. That IS thrusting.

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago

Thrusting or striking, you can definitely strike with a pizza sword so it match at least one definition.

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[–] MennoRobert@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Diogenes has entered the chat

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

A weapon ❌

Used for thrusting and striking ❌

[–] xvapx@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Long metal blade ❌

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

Tell that to pro wrestler, Nick Gage!

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I see you've never been penetrated by a pizza slicer

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yo. New Diogenes just dropped.

[–] match@pawb.social 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

Well it's not infinitely long. It's pi D's long. With D being.. well, let's just say my "peanits"

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

If Leonardo can use katanas to slice pizza, then I can use this (while pretending to be a turtle)

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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

walking around in Dark Souls 4

Find a giant pizza cutter

[–] tmyakal@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know if this is a joke or not. Elden Ring has Ghiza's Wheel as a weapon and is low-key considered "Dark Souls 4" by many fans.

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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That's not infinitely long, it's infinitesimally long.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

A kid in the show Happy Face tries to bring one to school as a weapon. The parents talk about it after he leaves and think it's funny he considered that to be a weapon.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Diogenes ahh post.

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