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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Yes, please and thank you, can I bring toys?

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 3 points 12 hours ago

Yeah this person is definitely not projecting their feelings onto them and these people very obviously look exactly like this

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

I'd accept such an invitation graciously... and immediately

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 87 points 1 day ago (2 children)

lotta words for somebody to say they'd like to fuck em both

[–] AlDente@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

If they offer, who am I to say no?

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

He is so beautiful but aging not so well, or going through an awkward phase or something. The weedy little moustache he is rocking is just awful.

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why can't I have the high end sex orgies without the cult part?

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You actually can. There are tons of high end sex parties in every bigger city in Europe. Tons of beautiful people, everybody is open minded (usually you need to pass a written vibe test), Bars, DJs, Saunas, Swimmingpools, food and drinks, private rooms, public rooms and even afordable.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You also have to be beautiful to shag the beautiful people.

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

In one way or another, yeah.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Because you're poor.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 22 hours ago

How is calling them rich an insult?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I bet he takes longer doing his hair than she does.

Actually, he looks like he's ready to remake American Psycho.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 2 points 4 hours ago

I've seen a lot of names get thrown around for a supposed remake and this is the first casting that I could actually see happening.

[–] aliceblossom@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'd watch the shit outta that remake.

[–] OldSageRick@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He looks like someone who will wear a water recycling suit, see the past, present and future, and uses a bunch of stinky desert people for a jihad

[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Lisan al-Gaib!

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

He also looks like someone who makes a music video with a bunch of friends to pass their statistics class in high school.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can't prove that they aren't.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I assume all the beautiful celebrities are at least invited to the high-end sex cult orgies. Whether they participate or not is really just a matter of preference (ideally).

[–] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Outside of nepo-babies they probably didn't become celebrities without first participating and demonstrating willingness in the existing high-end cult orgies.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

Mind the perimeter taped to the floor

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Alright. I'm in.

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 16 points 1 day ago

Somebody face-swap them

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jokes on them. For the same price you can get in to 30 dollar store sex cults.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

I think high-end is probably more than $30

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There's something very disproportionate about the sister's bottom of boob to top of forehead distance. Not trying to be negative about her appearance, as she's still a pretty girl, but my attention was immediately drawn to that oddity.

[–] Soulcreator@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago

She's not wearing a pushup bra?

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's like kind a weird thing to notice ngl

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I never claimed to be normal

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You are not amongst normal people here.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it's the combination of the low cut of the dress and her haircut.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, the stylist needs a performance review