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Wait really? Just to look at it?

I'm sorry, I hate nazis, but I really want (need) the money.

Can I do it a few more times to get more payments? Because I'll then move to the EU with the money and tell everyone how tiny his dick is, then I have a good claim to political asylum and stay in EU permanently.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

In a situation like this, can you take the money but still tell people anyway without getting in trouble yourself?

Man 250k is a lot, it would be life changing for me and lots of other people. But musk bribing you with 250k feels like a insult, he's basically giving you a Penny to stay quiet.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

"Also, choose your parents wisely. Mine were Nazis, and my father was part owner in an emerald mine. Emeralds are worth more than diamonds, you know."

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yall getting PAID to look at dicks?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Some lady got a horse.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 74 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I wonder if he wants to show his penis to someone else. I mean 250k is 250k.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

250k isn't enough to pay for the therapy you'd need after seeing it.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I just read something about that. The word "mangled" was specifically used.

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Multiple women have confirmed its infact broken, not sure if he uses a pump or what now. No wonder he wants to see the world burn.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

It is like chewed gum.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Proof that billionaires aren't actually all that good with money. One could easily show their penis to someone for $250 if the ads in the newspaper are to be believed, or for $50 if you're charming over dinner.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who even thinks billionaires are good with money? I never met anyone managing money better than those who live on handouts. I don't care too much about money because I'm lucky enough to have enough

[–] Gowron_Howard@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Billionaires also like to pretend they work hard, and actually do anything for themselves.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah but those newspaper people are consenting adults. That's not how billionaires roll.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

$50? If you take her to KFC and she's so impressed, I guess she's more likely to be OK with a mangled ol' dong.

[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'd look at dicks all day for 250k a pop!

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, why not? I’ve seen plenty of dicks in porn and it hasn’t hurt me…might as well get paid for it!

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Ah, the American healthcare system!

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like you'd get like rate limited or something at some point. No more than maybe 4 dicks/hr

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

A million dollars an hour? Sign me up for one year please

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 2 points 23 hours ago

For 250k, he could do a nude go-go dance on a table and require that I maintain eye contact with his junk for 5 minutes. 250k would be life changing enough to put up with that.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Any time a billionaire tries to bribe you ... just take the money, agree to everything and do the exact opposite of what they asked, or just do whatever you want.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Take the money... do whatever you want....

Assuming the money is likely to be more than legal bills, fuck yea. I have also never been bribed by a billonaire so the fuck do I know?

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"The quarter-million dollar penis".

That's like 100k an inch!

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TaiCrunch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

More like 1M an inch

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

He sexually harasses his staff the days he bothers to show up to the office.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

you missed out, but i won't say on what.

[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

And offered a horse #Pony4PeePeeGate

bold of you to assume he'd say sorry.

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

So you can get a laugh and a paycheque at once

[–] SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hmm I dunno. Think of who you could be with evidence of that. I could be the next huak tuah girl!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I mean…if someone set up some kind of website like billionaireKOKshow.gov where people get paid vast amounts of billionaire dick money…it would be weird.

Musk = POS Nazi.