Obligatory watch how quickly nothing is done about this. If it goes to the DOJ, it’ll be dead in the water.
I’d imagine the armbands will be next.
So, I think originally, they went from: The Gulf of We Gave Ourselves Permission to Destroy the environment Unchecked, but it was too exclusive, so in order to be more diverse, they chanced it to, The Gulf of We Gave Ourselves Permission to Destroy EVERYTHING Unchecked.
Now, they could have stopped here, but because of their penchant for wasting everyone’s time and money by doing things that do nothing, they knew they needed to spend more time being ineffectively inept.
So it was then that it was decided to change it to The Gulf of We Don’t Give a Shit and by the Way, Mexico Never Paid for our Border Wall, so This is What They Get! Fuck Your Feelings Lib- only they realized that aside from the “fuck your feelings” bit, these options would be too confusing for their base to understand- and would also prove difficult to say with a slack-jaw.
Sooooo, they finally decided to shorten it to something that would encompass the ideology of all of these names combined:
The Gulf of America.”
Considering that their chromosomes contain more triplets than orchestral sheet music, I think you’d probably lose them after the first sentence.
That guy had a talent agent? Any port in the storm I guess.
She says this once a week.
Child Throws Temper Tantrum Because He Didn’t Get His Way
FTFY.
We need to collectively ignore this shit and stay on point.
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They sure do love protecting their children, don’t they?