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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 4 points 28 minutes ago
[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 11 points 9 hours ago

Fun time to remind everyone that pigeons aren't native to the Americas, and were brought over originally by the French primarily as a food source (although also as messengers; carrier pigeons).

"Squab" on a menu is pigeon.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 28 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Got this result today

Thanks Google

Mind you, today is the 18th. So, thanks a ton

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Technically, it's not wrong.

It's also not helpful, but it's not wrong.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 2 points 31 minutes ago (1 children)

But isn't it wrong? I don't think something coming next can be already in the past or am I wrong?

[–] scholar@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

It says it will happen after the 17th

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's not actually wrong, but it certainly didn't answer the actual question.

[–] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 5 points 7 hours ago

What if they asked the question during the day, then it would be correct

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 50 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This is a perfectly logical answer to a hunter.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 58 points 14 hours ago (4 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 21 minutes ago

One can assume that said AI is a confused moron, or that poaching is a legal crime, not a moral one XD

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 26 points 13 hours ago

This guy still thinks birds are real.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 27 points 14 hours ago

The bad hunter who misses all the shots and buys the fowl in the market

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

You don't want those wildlife conservationists trackimg things back to you later on.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 56 points 16 hours ago (14 children)

and yet the crypto/AI bros swear that the second coming of AI Christ is here.

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 12 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Just a few more billion dollars .

We’re so close!

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 2 points 43 minutes ago

IIRC you need double the compute for 10% improvement in a model and they've already computed quite a bit.

[–] tabris@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Just a bit more rainforest, no one will notice.

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How do you get these AI an answers anyway?

[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

Google may not have enabled them in your region. Here in the UK they just appeared for me one day, a few months after I initially saw screenshots of them online. I didn’t do anything to enable them.

[–] Stomata@buddyverse.one 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Is it telling steps to cook it

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago

Well yeah, you have to clean it first.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 141 points 20 hours ago (8 children)

lol, definitely missed some important context.

I guess it thought OOP meant “clean” as in how do you dress the bird before you cook it. (As in: “clean a fish” means to filet a fish and prep it for cooking.)

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 30 minutes ago

What the fuck are you talking about? Stop apologizing for AI, you clown.

Do you remove the "label" in step one of cleaning a fish? Please, tell us all where that is.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It literally doesn't matter. When the most-used search engine on the planet automatically suggests these specific actions without you even clicking on a specific site? We're fucked. We had the chance to break up monopolies like Google, Microsoft and Facebook. We didn't take it...

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 28 minutes ago

No WE never had this option.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 90 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I rarely remove the label from the fish I catch.

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 44 points 20 hours ago

Well obviously not for fish. Sounds like someone's never bought fresh pigeons from the grocery store, smh.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

It's actually illegal to cut those off.

[–] BlueKey@fedia.io 23 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Yea, it voids the warranty. So when you get poisoned after eating it without label, you won't be able to get a refund.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 19 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Nobody ask it how to dress a baby

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Vegtables, garlic, basted with pan drippings.

Side of potatoes.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 31 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If you asked me to clean a bird, this is exactly what I would think of. Though usually it involves removing lead shot, not labels.

[–] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago

I think it took note of it being about rescue pigeons and assumed they would have a tag on them and then gave cooking directions for them

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 27 points 17 hours ago

That is the culinary answer for the question.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I like the idea that these are scientist-monitored birds that you remove the tag from before dressing and eating.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It would make an interesting footnote in the scientific article that had this pigeon in the experiment.

"1 This pigeon was removed from the experiment as it was eaten by a local Florida Man."

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[–] leadore@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

"snap to join" Ah, now it makes sense.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 38 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm going to build a bunch of cyborgs, who follow orders exclusively via googleAI.

I figure once I release about 4 billion of them into the world, either google stops doing evil shit, or they do REALLY evil shit. We shall see what happens....

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