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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 7 points 5 hours ago

Fun time to remind everyone that pigeons aren't native to the Americas, and were brought over originally by the French primarily as a food source (although also as messengers; carrier pigeons).

"Squab" on a menu is pigeon.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

Got this result today

Thanks Google

Mind you, today is the 18th. So, thanks a ton

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

Technically, it's not wrong.

It's also not helpful, but it's not wrong.

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's not actually wrong, but it certainly didn't answer the actual question.

[–] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago

What if they asked the question during the day, then it would be correct

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 44 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This is a perfectly logical answer to a hunter.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 47 points 10 hours ago (3 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 21 points 8 hours ago

This guy still thinks birds are real.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 24 points 9 hours ago

The bad hunter who misses all the shots and buys the fowl in the market

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

You don't want those wildlife conservationists trackimg things back to you later on.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

How do you get these AI an answers anyway?

[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

Google may not have enabled them in your region. Here in the UK they just appeared for me one day, a few months after I initially saw screenshots of them online. I didn’t do anything to enable them.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 48 points 12 hours ago (14 children)

and yet the crypto/AI bros swear that the second coming of AI Christ is here.

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Just a few more billion dollars .

We’re so close!

[–] tabris@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Just a bit more rainforest, no one will notice.

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[–] Stomata@buddyverse.one 22 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Is it telling steps to cook it

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

Well yeah, you have to clean it first.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 28 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If you asked me to clean a bird, this is exactly what I would think of. Though usually it involves removing lead shot, not labels.

[–] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago

I think it took note of it being about rescue pigeons and assumed they would have a tag on them and then gave cooking directions for them

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 132 points 16 hours ago (7 children)

lol, definitely missed some important context.

I guess it thought OOP meant “clean” as in how do you dress the bird before you cook it. (As in: “clean a fish” means to filet a fish and prep it for cooking.)

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 3 hours ago

It literally doesn't matter. When the most-used search engine on the planet automatically suggests these specific actions without you even clicking on a specific site? We're fucked. We had the chance to break up monopolies like Google, Microsoft and Facebook. We didn't take it...

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 82 points 16 hours ago (8 children)

I rarely remove the label from the fish I catch.

[–] bassomitron@lemmy.world 40 points 16 hours ago

Well obviously not for fish. Sounds like someone's never bought fresh pigeons from the grocery store, smh.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 18 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Nobody ask it how to dress a baby

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Vegtables, garlic, basted with pan drippings.

Side of potatoes.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 26 points 13 hours ago

That is the culinary answer for the question.

[–] leadore@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

"snap to join" Ah, now it makes sense.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I like the idea that these are scientist-monitored birds that you remove the tag from before dressing and eating.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It would make an interesting footnote in the scientific article that had this pigeon in the experiment.

"1 This pigeon was removed from the experiment as it was eaten by a local Florida Man."

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[–] rockstarmode@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

This actually happens very frequently in the US. When hunters harvest a bird they report their kills in compliance with hunting regulations. If any of your birds have leg or neck bands you report that information as well. The bands have a tracking number on them, and scientists use them to monitor populations and migration patterns. It's literally part of their plan.

You get to keep the bands as well (I only have experience with banded geese and ducks). They're a neat memento.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 38 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm going to build a bunch of cyborgs, who follow orders exclusively via googleAI.

I figure once I release about 4 billion of them into the world, either google stops doing evil shit, or they do REALLY evil shit. We shall see what happens....

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