Gork

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago

That's why it's Fleming's right hand rule: his hand is broken.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

That's one half of the disconnect, women not understanding that men want to be desired every once in a while. The other half of the disconnect is that often men don't realize how much women get outright harassed from this kind of attention. Both lead to enmity over time.

I don't know how to harmonize this on a societal level, other than to remove our physical meatbag forms entirely and become part of a digital hivemind collective consciousness.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago (5 children)

201.946 miles per hour for the Americans

Or about 3537 football fields per hour

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wouldn't that just make it more German than anything else?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

There is no possible counterargument to this.

I am convinced now.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

MAGA folks be like, this guy is so much more physically attractive than Kamala. It must be true since Trump himself said so.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 40 points 2 days ago (10 children)

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That teen is lucky to have survived. Getting shot in the face is incredibly lethal.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I like that it took 7 researchers to do this study. It shows commitment to the cause.

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As an old fart, I like saying some of the brainrot to Gen Alphas that I know so that it makes them cringe hard. Sometimes in context, sometimes out of context depending on my mood.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Their security guards will eventually turn on them though, provided they aren't shock collared.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wait is it this or witchcraft? I can never tell anymore.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is why super tacky, gaudy, ridiculous ties should be worn. It draws attention away from the quality of your work so you can do it with complete mediocrity that's symbolic of bureaucracy.

Contrasting bright colors. Polka dots. Razzle Dazzle. American flag. Busy stripes. Mildly phallic and vaginal but not quite HR reportable.

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Or always trust it. Never in-between.

 
 
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I have no idea, I'm just repeating shit

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But how is the latency for online gaming? It'd be awesome if it's near instantaneous, or limited only by the net code.

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