Lotta women into that! But, uh, well... you gotta get to know them just a little bit first.
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If I were Dictator of the United States, I would get an expert panel together and publicly announce that we are going to exterminate every last motherfucking one of them, whatever the cost. Seriously, would make it a national campaign backed with fat federal dollars.
If you're in America, but not in the South, you cannot image what a pest/threat they are.
BTW OP, they got your happy ass because your steps vibrated their mound. And holy shit can they move fast when they sense a threat!
PRO TIP: Get bait that uses hydramethylnon. Yes, it's more expensive, but it's a nuclear bomb for these fuckers, WIDE blast radius. Use very sparingly, dab'll do ya.
This won't help you, but I hope others take note. You need a lawyer, we all need legal representation. It's the difference between the rich and the poor, and being a victim in general.
I have LegalShield for $26/mo. (I think? Close enough.) Don't know if there are other legal insurance providers. I can pick up the phone anytime, leave a message with customer service, get a call back within an hour (maybe not on weekends?). Of course they'll want some documentation as to what's going on, unless it's a simple, straight question. And you get a legal opinion just like that! They'll write a letter or two as well as handling end-of-life docs. Probably a few other bits I don't care about.
If it's more serious, like my divorce and child custody (two events), it's 25% off. Do the math. 25% off several thousand covers quite a few months at $26.
I got royally fucked because my mother picked some damned lawyer to press our inheritance suit. FUCKED out of 10s of thousands. Would kill to do it all over again with a LegalShield lawyer. Not that they're top tier or anything, but they are answerable, unlike a private attorney who can just say, "Fuck you if you don't like it. Here's another invoice." My divorce attorney was shit, my custody attorney mopped the floor with my ex and her freebie lawyer. 🤷🏻
About to open two cases where my questions are, "Can they fucking do that?" and "Do I have any recourse here?" I don't know the answers. IANAL, but I can get one on the phone.
tl;dr: Be prepared for life to kick you around if you don't know your rights.
Walked those greens when I was around 19. Nothing but grass and the concrete outlines of sidewalks and home foundations. It was eerie and scary and solemn. That was in the 1990 or so, no idea what it's like now.
Grew up in Tulsa and we covered this in class. Of course it was called a riot and the true horror of it all was downplayed.
Never noticed that the logs fell off the side and bounced! The log would quickly slow and the car would still be hauling ass, right?
And for those of you scared of log trucks, nothing can make a log slide off the top while driving down the road. They are jammed on there with friction.
Let the onion flower! The flowers are delicious before they go to seed.
Meotch is right. I'd add that after growing plants for 30+ years, I've just discovered how easily most things root in a glass of water. My secret sauce is rainwater.
I've got 6 or 8 plants I picked off the floor at Lowe's. One flew off the forklift and hit me in the face. Stuffed it in a water bottle and took it home. Rooting nicely!
Also, it's from the feminine French word for "beautiful". The masculine is beau. As in beautiful. :)
Hah! I heard that in my head!
In the 2000s my elementary-school step-son wasn't allowed to walk, bike or skate to school. Also, they didn't get to keep a locker. Fuck teaching personal responsibility! 6-yo children, bent double with giant backpacks. All they needed were coolie hats to complete the slave motiff. All in all just a nother brick in the wall.