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[–] mrslt@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Stop, lol. The momentum from the truck is carrying the log forward. Realistically, it isn't being shot directly into the windshield like a cruise missile.

Physics!

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Never noticed that the logs fell off the side and bounced! The log would slow and the car would still be hauling ass, right?

And for those of you scared of log trucks, nothing can make a log slide off the top while driving down the road. They are jammed on there with friction.

EDIT: The log is still going 65mph (for argument's sake). You're still going 65mph (for argument's sake). The log will slow on the bounce, a little, you'll jam the brakes and slow more, it will still look like a fucking torpedo.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have enough trust towards brake technology that I assume your car can stop faster than a log. I ass-pulled that assumption tho.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Brakes can absolutely stop faster than a log falling off a truck. Your reaction time is the main concern.

Wouldn't you have about the same reaction time as if the truck was braking tho? I mean, the momentum will carry the log in the direction the truck was going until it dissipates, which is kinda the same as braking.

I mean, that situation would obviously be dangerous because you don't wanna stop on a freeway for obvious reasons, but still, if you adhered to common safety rules, you should be okay in that situation, no?

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

i'd argue a bouncing log takes a lot longer to slow down than your average car hitting the brakes

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