emerald

I see a private ambulance service driving around my town occasionally and it always makes my skin crawl

statistical engine suggesting words that sound like they'd probably be correct is bad at reasoning

How can this be??

We dodged a bullet, I'd say

"if we want Trump to win this war we need to take the fight to Reddit" is a pretty incredible line

And I assume a decent "Nigerian prince" style filter

I'd argue the pager explosions were just a different form factor of carpet bombing

You simply underestimate the duplicitous nature of the [country name] immigrant /s

I'd actually be willing to bet that we (the US taxpayer) paid those corporations for the privilege of their continued existence

The ghost of Christmas future

I would love to know what substance they think he won on. Unless they mean the racism. They uh, they probably mean the racism, right?

Ah finally, the Good Ole Days

I think going back in time and video gaming Reagan would be a good start

Wow another Neil Cicierega project, I'm beginning to think this guy just is the internet