dumbass

They didn't have the phrase 'Big tiddy goth girls' back then.

Since when did the onion start reporting the news?

Just a good old fashioned, the enemy of my enemy is my friend situation.

He's damn proud of his oats and potatoes.

Godspeed Americans.

So now we know the face of the mother fucker that started it all!

It surprises me that there aren't more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.

Maybe he just needs to ruin one more series before he can die.

Rick Berman: I can't die, I've still got Star Trek to ruin!