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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 143 points 1 day ago (9 children)

"hearty amount of jam"

Annnnnd now I have slugs and ants.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Slug diplomat makes agreement with ant diplomat.
Ants carry away salt.
Slugs share jam.
OP unwittingly made bug super alliance.

[–] Knuschberkeks@leminal.space 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

but what's in it for the Ants? They do all the work and have to share their bounty.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 3 points 19 hours ago

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.

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