saltnotsugar

joined 3 days ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 2 points 37 minutes ago

Is this the dog that looks through windows desperately at their ex?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 10 points 59 minutes ago

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

One will gently clean, and the other will turbo scrub.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 42 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

B-But I’m not a Linux admin!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

He’s got to get some special notifications on his phone.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How about Baking Good, where a drug kingpin leaves that life to bake bread in a cozy little town.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

L’dong bon hon et long un croissant!
My hamster has run off with my croissant!
HOH! Hoh hoh! Hoh!