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Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started (theonion.com)
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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 7 points 14 hours ago

Since when did the onion start reporting the news?

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can someone help me point out what part of this is parody?

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

The onion has eaten it's tail in 2025. Or the world has.

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 18 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck Benjamin Netanyahu. May the people who voted for parties that support his coalition get the day they voted for.

[–] rumimevlevi@lemmings.world 7 points 21 hours ago

They voted for him and his party 6 times. Not like other primes was not criminals too

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

just like fucking for virginity

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength