Tomato666

Prince Andrew? Is that you?

Born a few months after the first moon landing. Birthday is next week.

Ah, you should check out Terry Pratchett. One of his characters in his discworld series had a good theory on this

Vime's boots theory

I need reading glass (sigh I got old) With an analogue watch face I can work out the time, blurred lines can be seen. Cant read blurred numbers.

Yes, it has an upper limit though as I discovered after cycling to the garage to pick up my car with just my phone. Triple cycling joy that day 🙄

Look down at the thighs and

Bash the bishop

Or Spelunky2, both excellent

Spelunky2 is worth checking out. Spent a lot of time on this one. Random procedurally generated levels. Maybe you'll get a lucky run...

This is the way

As a large languag model I do not drink water

Ah yes, the UKs equivalent of the French's escargot (snails)