Programmer Humor

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Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

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Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
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Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.

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How it started vs. How it's going (lemmings.world)

submitted 1 day ago by da_peda@lemmings.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

177 comments fedilink

Tweet 1 & Tweet 2

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git push origin main --force-with-lease (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 days ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

9 comments fedilink

Jonathan Blow meets Visual Studio [Video 2:42] (youtu.be)

submitted 6 days ago by sirico@feddit.uk to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

2 comments fedilink

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Recursion (cdn.masto.host)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by needanke@feddit.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

11 comments fedilink

Recursion

I also stole this post.

Days since last Rust Minecraft server (dayssincelastrustmcserver.com)

submitted 1 week ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

6 comments fedilink

Common Lisp In 2055 (medium.com)

submitted 1 week ago by sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

1 comments fedilink

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i found my old java script code (no not showing it) (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

12 comments fedilink

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pink cookie rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

2 comments fedilink

does this count as programmar?

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/22519883

i hope the meme makes sense

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Not incorrect. (mander.xyz)

submitted 2 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

82 comments fedilink

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sony why rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

29 comments fedilink

my u2 spy plane doesnt fit the u2 slot rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

1 comments fedilink

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/22433858

to be fair this time it wasnt sony

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iJustInventedSomethingEveryDevNeeds (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by PandaDEV@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

18 comments fedilink

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theFutureOfCommunication (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

13 comments fedilink

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All morning trying to fix something in CSS... (leminal.space)

submitted 1 month ago by Jhogenbaum@leminal.space to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

22 comments fedilink

functional = good enough.

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it's how the basic linear algebra subprograms are implemented (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

26 comments fedilink

References:

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doge.gov got hacked (web.archive.org)

submitted 1 month ago by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

19 comments fedilink

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Hasn’t worked yet, but there’s a first time for everything right? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

7 comments fedilink

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unsafeCode (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by PandaDEV@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

19 comments fedilink

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You can lead a P to M but you can’t make ’em F’ing R (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by davel@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

19 comments fedilink

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DOGE employee (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by SwordInStone@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

59 comments fedilink

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Commit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by pastermil@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

34 comments fedilink

Interview with an Emacs Enthusiast (Colorized) (www.youtube.com)

submitted 1 month ago by n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

17 comments fedilink

I'm a GNU guy, so yeah it makes it more funny. One of the only video I've watched dozens of times.

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Why do some programmers love emacs so much (bbs.kawa-kun.com)

submitted 1 month ago by n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

60 comments fedilink

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SQL Injection (fixed) (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

2 comments fedilink

Alternate version:

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When you know the rules but forget to follow them (i.imgflip.com)

submitted 1 month ago by perishthethought@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

3 comments fedilink

I had to Roy myself today and I'm not proud but I am happy I fixed my issue.