Even two inches can make a big difference, just ask the guy who shot at Trump.
this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2024
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A joke like that will get you dumped by Jack Black and fired by your agents. At least if you're Kyle Gass.
Not to worry, he has a magical healing ear. A couple days with a maxi pad on his head and not even a scar!
Tampon don just has a nice ring to it
Between the tampons and the Depends, the man is singlehandedly keeping the toiletries industry afloat.
Well, he is full of shit.
Must be all the beans
Soybeans in the BigMac's?
how small are their legs??
or is this just parallax error?
Caught in a landslide?
No escape from reality...
Open your eyes
Look down at the thighs and
Peeeeeeee
A hand is holding the tape closer to the camera so it looks bigger. 15cm from pelvis to knee!! Not real.
Imagine if you had 6 inches swinging between your legs and it kept hitting your knees!
Call me the grandfather clock
Perspective is huger
I'd rather have a thicc 6 than a thin 7
As a bottom it genuinely depends on the day. Some days a dude hits me up on Grindr and if he uses the word thick or sends a pic that looks particularly thick and I'm noping out faster than you can say "oh God it burns"
Some days I'm like "I wonder if I can find a dude with a 2 liter bottle down there. Like Edward scissor hands. Jonathan two-liter-junk"
I honesty have no idea what that means, but regardless, I hope you have a happy butthole.
Most days I do, thank you. I wish you the very same. Happy butthole, happy butthole to all!
That’s right, ladies 😏
It's all about how close the eye of the beholder is to the penis...I mean tape measuring tool.
Now do the same thing with 2" please, I need it for....reasons