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I'm sure it was on ao3 - Hermione is a Malfoy that was kidnapped (but presumed dead) as a child.

Sirius Black was her Godfather, and could feel that she was still alive, but wasn't believed, and her going missing, and assumed dead, is what drives Lucius to stay with the death eaters and becomes the man he is.

Cold, unforgiving.

I'm sure it was a Theomione :)

Also open to other Hermione is a Malfoy fics but that one I've lost and really want to reread

Just read the first 9 chapters of "The Menagerie" by ApollinaV over at FFN.

Posted in 2015. It is apparently incomplete.

Anyone happened to stumble upon a complete version elsewhere?

Tried to look for it in a few other archives but to no avail.

ApollinaV if you're reading this - Hogwarts remains dry!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11666755/1/The-Menagerie

Harry found out that Ron, Dumbledore, Ginny and Molly were cheating him, and he feeds a potion that weakens magic, eventually turning the wizard weaker and to a squib to dumbledore.

He doesn't do it himself.

But, I forgot who was helping him.

This potion is fed to Dumbledore by lacing his lemon drops candy.

Please help me.

I just know that this was posted in fanfiction.com.

'Name?'

'Thaddeus Paddington the sixth' Dean replied.

"Did you check that one Cassius Julius?' She whispered.

'Aye.. I mean Yes Inquisitor.' Seamus (wearing a fake beard) replied in a posh oxford accent.

'Are you reeealllly sure, Cassius?'

(In a high born accent) 'Are you questioning the most noble house of Julius Inquisitor?'

'Heavens no. It's just that he looks familiar somehow' she replied squinting at Dean's face.

Dean nervously fingered the fake mole and fake moustache on his face.

'Let's bring in an expert.' Umbridge said. 'Mr Bartholomew Reginald Pemberton-Winslow could you come in for minute?

Fred Weasley entered the room with a comically large tophat, eye patch and monocle.

(Obnoxious Posh Upper class Accent) ' I was just.. er counting all my money like rich people like to do in the morning . How can I help you - Ah Mr Thaddeus how is your most noble father?'

Dean grinned.

Sorting Hat: “Let’s see here… Oh my, you’re a time traveler!”

Harry's eyes widened. How do you know that?

“It’s all here, inside your head. Oh, don’t be so surprised. Occlumency doesn’t work against me, I was created by Godric Gryffindor himself!”

Harry tensed. Are you going to tell Dumbledore?

“No, no, not at all. My job is to sort people, not reveal their secrets.”

Harry let out a sigh of relief.

“So, you went back in time to get your revenge on Dumbledore, did you?”

He raised me like a pig for slaughter. I’m going to make him pay.

“And… You want to date Daphne Greengrass?”

I have to marry her, to secure an alliance with the Grey faction.

“Merlin’s beard, she’s only 11 years old!” 

So am I!

“No, Mr. Potter, you are an adult in an 11-year old body.”

Look, I don’t need to hear this from you. Just sort me already.

“Don’t worry, Mr. Potter. I know just what to do with you. Better be… AZKABAN!”

He's so annoying and so full of himself. I honestly can't stand him when he's on screen.

I honestly would have preferred Emma to have stayed single than to have him as a boyfriend.

The insinuation that he got women drunk to sleep with them was also pretty disgusting.

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