Teknevra

"What?" Draco was utterly confused, and the rest of the class was no less shocked than he was.

"You've heard me, Mr. Malfoy, I expect you here tomorrow evening for your detention!" professor Snape said.

"My father will hear about this!" Draco blurted out, still shocked and now also angry.

"That he will!" professor Snape concurred. "I shall write to Lucius myself and remind him how badly such foolish and obvious sabotage reflects on his son and family as a whole!"

Harry: "What happened?"

Sirius: "On my 15th birthday... I only got 36 presents."

Hary: "Well, that's a lot..."

Sirius: "But the year before... the year before I got 37!"

Walburga's Portrait: "But sweetie, those presents were quite a bit bigger than the previous year!"

Sirius: "I DON'T CARE, MUM! IT WAS JUST ANOTHER SLAP IN THE FACE AFTER YOU GAVE AWAY MY SECOND BEDROOM TO REGULUS!"

Walburga's Portrait: "Sweetie, I know it was hard on you, but that disgusting squib brother of yours barely even fit into that cupboard under the stairs anymore. And it was really embarassing, not having a place to hide him in anymore whenever someone came to visit-"

Sirius: "SHUT UP, MUM, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!"

"Oh no." Harry went pale as he finally realised the horrible truth.

However, the other Slytherin's believe she did it because Draco was really annoying and are inspired to do the same.

Lots of the former Slytherin's get re-sorted into Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff instead.

Soon enough Draco is basically the only Slytherin left. Even Crabbe and Goyle got re-sorted, somehow getting into Ravenclaw. Pansy went into Hufflepuff, whilst Tracey and Astoria followed Daphne into Gryffindor.

(Daphne decided she had to be re-sorted as being in Slytherin meant that other Slytherin's would try to interfere in her relationship with Harry)

OG Death is really the goat. I loved him sm and his entrance is probably my favourite on the show, nothing will ever beat it. The whole sequence, the vibe, THE SONG, ughhh it was so perfect.

It's incredibile how he was only in 5 episodes and yet he had such a big impact on the show. He was such an interesting and different character. I loved his quick-witted attitude, he was so sarcastic and funny but he was still very intimidating. That's what I loved about him, his humor didn't ruin the character's vibe for me. Even Dean was scared of him.

Ngl, I hated when they killed him, I wish he stayed there. Maybe him being such a favourite of mine is one of the reasons why I didn't like Billie. And the thing is that I liked Billie before becoming Death, I just didn't like that they made her the new Death.

But still to this day this remains one of my favourite entrances, if not my favourite.

What I think they’d post if they had instagram accounts - ofc this is only hypothetical, if were being realistic I don’t think they’d post.

I have been looking for this fic for days now. Actually dug into and through my old FFN account with over 50 pages of saved fics.

More to add, I am pretty sure it was not a bashing fic. I believe someone else takes up the mantle of dark lord and Snape keeps Tom's secret of adopting Harry from Dumbledore for a bit.

I’m looking for any fix that has Grandfather Voldemort or Grandfather Dumbledore.

It could also be Grandfather Gindlewart.

"I wanted to become the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor here at Hogwarts." Harry said.

"I think I could certainly do a much better job than some other Defense Against the Dark Arts professors that were allowed to teach this subject at Hogwarts." Harry said, while the so-called headmistress Dolores Umbridge was in the background, scribbling notes and looking utterly furious.

No doubt she took offense to it and while Harry no doubt thought he'd do a much better job teaching her subject than she did, he didn't feel like earning himself another detention for no reason. "Like professor Lockhart, for example." Harry said, hoping it would calm Umbridge down.

Professor McGonagall took one look at Umbridge and said: "Well, I suppose I can't argue that you'd be better than the current DADA professor, Mr. Potter, but you still have a long way to go before you-"

"HOW DARE YOU!" Dolores Umbridge screamed out so loud that her voice was heard by people many rooms away.