Oh well, I'll die happy
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2024
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I'll be fine
Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal
I certainly wont be starving to death!
I gotta eat pineapples
I spelt mine wrong.
You got a quarter?
Well, fuck
I'm a lazy boy there's no doubt about it Might take a miracle to get me started
This is not how I expected to get a degree in arachnology
I'll be just fine.
I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay
I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.
Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.
I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?
("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")
If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?
Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...
I'm going to pick my nose!
It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.
I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.
People think I'm bullshitting all the time.
With the US healthcare system? Expensive.
Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E
Pretty good actually.
Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.
Basically no change.
I'd be just fine.
We musn't speak of him. He is legend.
The best I can make sense of it is that I make my money as some sort of emo catboy vtuber. Assuming I'm not already reasonably popular, that boils down to how good a streamer I can be and the economic factors of going into the EN vtubing industry after the initial boom. And I'm already at a disadvantage because "emo catboy" is a weak concept that lacks originality.
I'm fucked.
Well, I can hunt, I guess.
I can live off soiled bread I suppose
Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead
I stare at the wall reciting pi over and over, while my body withers, mind untethered, consumed by a mathematical void.
Pretty good but I have the feeling Quantum Computing will kill me if Im not careful.
Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.
McDonald's stocks go up 200%