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[–] GildorInglorion@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

What about "Earworm - The Musical"

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

In a world, where a skilled assassin lives a public life as a barber to the rich and powerful. At night they pull of the most difficult hits that nobody else would take on.

Groomer.

Don't mess with the zohan?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

So they are remaking Sweeney Todd?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Except it isn't made up, and it's a phenomenal movie.

[–] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is it a continuation of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? (Also not made up, but this one is actually bad)

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No but that movie actually sounds interesting enough to look at.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was based on a book of the same name, released in 2012, and actually had a hollywood-level budget.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

"This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid"

[–] Ebber@lemmings.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fuck I wanna watch that movie

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Me too, I would probably watch it with a group a friends.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

exiting the theatre after the movie

"Man... That title was accurate. Can't wait for the sequel!"

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[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone get Tom Green on the phone and give him a budget

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[–] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Yall remember the slap-chop guy Vince Offer? Before he was telling everyone how much they'd love his nuts he was hawking his Underground Comedy Movie. It was absolutely terrible, but they sold the shit out of it on late night infomercials. Everyone who saw it is stupid. I can say this because I saw it... and it was so bad it felt like my frontal lobe died and became a black hole in my brain. I am literally dumber for having volunteered to watch it.

They knew what they were doing.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Satan’s Cum Belching Anus

Edit: you made me do this

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 14 points 11 months ago

Fantastic Beasts 4

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The conservative roadmap to knowledge

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Spoiler: It turns out to be a roundabout.

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[–] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] b3an@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

May I take your hats, your coats, and your….. svaaaastiiiikas?

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[–] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Epstein Island

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Lolita: Battle Angel

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago

Jackie Chan: Pearl Harbour

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If we're going with real titles, hardly anyone saw The Shawshank Redemption in theaters because nobody knew what the hell a Shawshank was.

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[–] esc27@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Closed due to roach infestation

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Very creative, I like it.

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[–] UdeRecife 8 points 11 months ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Documentary.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

All You Need is Kill

Live Die Repeat

Edge of Tomorrow

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] diffcalculus@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

He actually knew already, before we did

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Mr. Holland's Anus

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

The Real Students of Junior High

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Six hours of Donald Trump talking about how he would do Ivanka if she were not his daughter

[–] Meuzzin@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

It's supposed to be "Made up movies". Not real ones.

[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Phantom of the Opera II: Phantom of the Phil Harmonic.

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Tyler Perry's Madea: Fast and Furious

[–] frefi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

Large Man Cums on Bus

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago

"We should give drug addicts better drugs- the documentary"

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ghost in the Belly

Muppet Terror Island

Clownfield

Prolapse Rim

Robin Hood: Men and Dykes

[–] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Muppet terror Island sounds awesome to stream

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Living autopsy in 3d

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The Adventures of the Slinging Dingleberries

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

“Retard Fight Club”

[–] demesisx@infosec.pub 2 points 11 months ago

Godcunt: the dickening

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