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[–] GildorInglorion@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

What about "Earworm - The Musical"

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

In a world, where a skilled assassin lives a public life as a barber to the rich and powerful. At night they pull of the most difficult hits that nobody else would take on.

Groomer.

Don't mess with the zohan?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

So they are remaking Sweeney Todd?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Except it isn't made up, and it's a phenomenal movie.

[–] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is it a continuation of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? (Also not made up, but this one is actually bad)

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No but that movie actually sounds interesting enough to look at.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was based on a book of the same name, released in 2012, and actually had a hollywood-level budget.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

"This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid"

[–] Ebber@lemmings.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck I wanna watch that movie

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me too, I would probably watch it with a group a friends.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

exiting the theatre after the movie

"Man... That title was accurate. Can't wait for the sequel!"

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[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone get Tom Green on the phone and give him a budget

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[–] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Yall remember the slap-chop guy Vince Offer? Before he was telling everyone how much they'd love his nuts he was hawking his Underground Comedy Movie. It was absolutely terrible, but they sold the shit out of it on late night infomercials. Everyone who saw it is stupid. I can say this because I saw it... and it was so bad it felt like my frontal lobe died and became a black hole in my brain. I am literally dumber for having volunteered to watch it.

They knew what they were doing.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Satan’s Cum Belching Anus

Edit: you made me do this

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

Fantastic Beasts 4

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The conservative roadmap to knowledge

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Spoiler: It turns out to be a roundabout.

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[–] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] b3an@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

May I take your hats, your coats, and your….. svaaaastiiiikas?

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[–] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Epstein Island

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Lolita: Battle Angel

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Jackie Chan: Pearl Harbour

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If we're going with real titles, hardly anyone saw The Shawshank Redemption in theaters because nobody knew what the hell a Shawshank was.

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[–] esc27@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Closed due to roach infestation

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Very creative, I like it.

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[–] UdeRecife 8 points 1 year ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Documentary.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

All You Need is Kill

Live Die Repeat

Edge of Tomorrow

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] diffcalculus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He actually knew already, before we did

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Mr. Holland's Anus

[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The Real Students of Junior High

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Six hours of Donald Trump talking about how he would do Ivanka if she were not his daughter

[–] Meuzzin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's supposed to be "Made up movies". Not real ones.

[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Phantom of the Opera II: Phantom of the Phil Harmonic.

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Tyler Perry's Madea: Fast and Furious

[–] frefi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Large Man Cums on Bus

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

"We should give drug addicts better drugs- the documentary"

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ghost in the Belly

Muppet Terror Island

Clownfield

Prolapse Rim

Robin Hood: Men and Dykes

[–] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Muppet terror Island sounds awesome to stream

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[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Living autopsy in 3d

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Adventures of the Slinging Dingleberries

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

“Retard Fight Club”

[–] demesisx@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago

Godcunt: the dickening

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