Tapeworm - The Musical
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What about "Earworm - The Musical"
In a world, where a skilled assassin lives a public life as a barber to the rich and powerful. At night they pull of the most difficult hits that nobody else would take on.
Groomer.
Don't mess with the zohan?
So they are remaking Sweeney Todd?
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Except it isn't made up, and it's a phenomenal movie.
Is it a continuation of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? (Also not made up, but this one is actually bad)
No but that movie actually sounds interesting enough to look at.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was based on a book of the same name, released in 2012, and actually had a hollywood-level budget.
"This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid"
Fuck I wanna watch that movie
Me too, I would probably watch it with a group a friends.
exiting the theatre after the movie
"Man... That title was accurate. Can't wait for the sequel!"
Yall remember the slap-chop guy Vince Offer? Before he was telling everyone how much they'd love his nuts he was hawking his Underground Comedy Movie. It was absolutely terrible, but they sold the shit out of it on late night infomercials. Everyone who saw it is stupid. I can say this because I saw it... and it was so bad it felt like my frontal lobe died and became a black hole in my brain. I am literally dumber for having volunteered to watch it.
They knew what they were doing.
Satan’s Cum Belching Anus
Edit: you made me do this
Fantastic Beasts 4
The conservative roadmap to knowledge
Springtime for Hitler
May I take your hats, your coats, and your….. svaaaastiiiikas?
Epstein Island
Lolita: Battle Angel
Jackie Chan: Pearl Harbour
Heil Honey, I'm Home
If we're going with real titles, hardly anyone saw The Shawshank Redemption in theaters because nobody knew what the hell a Shawshank was.
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Documentary.
All You Need is Kill
Live Die Repeat
Edge of Tomorrow
Should someone tell 'em?
He actually knew already, before we did
Mr. Holland's Anus
The Real Students of Junior High
Six hours of Donald Trump talking about how he would do Ivanka if she were not his daughter
It's supposed to be "Made up movies". Not real ones.
Phantom of the Opera II: Phantom of the Phil Harmonic.
Tyler Perry's Madea: Fast and Furious
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Large Man Cums on Bus
"We should give drug addicts better drugs- the documentary"
Ghost in the Belly
Muppet Terror Island
Clownfield
Prolapse Rim
Robin Hood: Men and Dykes
Gigli II
Living autopsy in 3d
The Adventures of the Slinging Dingleberries
“Retard Fight Club”
Godcunt: the dickening