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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Turns out the A in AD&D stood for "Appalachian".

...the St. Peter part is made up...

Which stands in stark lack of contrast with the rest of the bible.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And it'd go from TikTok to LiveLeak with one loud noise.

Which would be a poor but not completely unreasonable way to describe what happens when you squish a clump to split it into individual grains so the oil can cook it evenly instead of making an oily white rice ball that has a fried outer surface.

Damn, can't pay this month either. Sorry baby, you're staying in.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I'll assume they're talking about breaking up clumps instead of the thing a serial killer would do and then just phrased it poorly.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I see what you're saying, Star Trek just has too many redeeming qualities that could have made Scientology cool if they'd become StarTrekology instead.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Star Trek

... if you bought your Star Trek from a version of Wish that was also bought from Wish. Knock-offs all the way down.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

His application to join the ATF is looking pretty strong though.

Wouldn't say a word but with a little cheese and time, she'll wish I was speaking with my mouth. Hopefully the collateral damage will understand that they suffer for a noble cause.

Must be cold, give it a blanket.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In addition to the 10,000 they already sent?

 

I was in the middle of something in another room and it occurred to me that this familiar expression could be adapted for ADHD: A watched pot never catches fire. Good reminder to exercise a little extra caution in the everyday tasks that get boring but are still dangerous if you get complacent. Driving, cooking, poking around in a running computer with screwdriver even though you know you should shut it off, that sort of thing.

Now if you'll excuse me, I should get back to cooking breakfast before the "food is done" alarms start going off throughout the building.

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/3494377

Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it?

[Edit: Image broke so I've hosted it elsewhere.]

 

Took a while to get here, any ideas for what to do with it?

[Edit: Image broke so I've hosted it elsewhere.]

 

User @soraya@lemmy.world (Soraya Pepe) is advertising a forum service as well as a booking site where you can order donuts* that they'll deliver to your hotel room. They are using bit.ly links to obscure links to their forum topics in community sidebars as well. These communities are !free@lemmy.world and !woman@lemmy.world.

Donuts*Probably not donuts.

 

@comcreator@lemmy.world has created 80+ communities here, most of which are empty save for a "Looking for moderators" post. Some have 0-3 posts which are nearly all from the creator and a couple have some regular user activity.

I recognize that this may not be against the rules as long as it's not simply for the purpose of squatting on a name but is worth observing for future developments. It does not appear that this user intends to actively moderate since they're looking to hand those communities off as soon as they're created.

 

https://lemmy.world/u/HeGetsUs_ad / https://lemmy.world/c/hegetsus

"He Gets Us" advertising campaign setting up on this instance.

Edit: And it's gone. Thanks!

 

The image was in one of my old document folders alongside some saved image macros and things. Think he was called Candleman, Candlejack, Candlestick, something like that. I just don't remem-

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