canon
It's pronounced sanon btw
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From the original çanon of course
It’s pronounced source.
You mean the Sanon the Dork Lard?
Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.
My giant giraffe agrees.
If you're still unconvinced, say "G"
The letter starts with the J sound.
Checkmate atheists.
I may sound haughty and knowledgable when I say JiF then, but between just you and me, I didn't know a damn thing about this and just decided to say it this way in my brain for reasons that remain unclear.
Me too. I just always said it with a soft G because my brain told me that's how it was pronounced.
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Oh yeah? Well lick my gargantuan gorilla gonads.
(I'm actually team jif but can't help myself)
Yes but actually no
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One thing I learned recently is that if GIF shall be pronounced "GIF" like the G in Graphical, JPEG shall be pronounced "JFEG" like the P in Photography
Just droppin that in
Would be the worst retroactive devaluation of a body of literary work since JK Rowling showed the world how she really is.
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You can tell that’s fine art because it says it is.
Picasso did the same thing.
Jicasso?
No, Picasso, pronounced Pizza-so.
The creator of the GIF format says it's pronounced like Jiff, like the peanut butter.
He's wrong, even though he created the format.
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Anyone who uses the argument that Graphical is pronounced with a hard G sound needs to think about how they pronounce other acronyms, like SCUBA, NASA, LASER, SONAR, POG, SIM... the list goes on.
I do say N(ay)SA to annoy people.
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"Sauron's eye was supposed to be a gigantic vagina"
Sauron's whispering eye.
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And Elrond is Hispanic elf
comes back
Bilbo is gay!
dies
comes back
Nazgul are just men in dresses!
not canceled cause that's true
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All letters before A are silent.
Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: And you have my bow.
Gimli: And my HAX.
I love Lejolas and Jimli's gokes.
So his name was always Jim
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He should also come out with some delicious spreads for toast, he could call them Jamdalf.
Ohh i see it's a geeraffe, a long necked animal.
And power ranger called down a guyan robot to fight guyan monster enemy.
to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024
Yandalf the Yrey
The genius Tolkien, ever generous, gestured for a round of gin martinis from his giant gentle giraffe. Over gentle murmurs from the crowd, I caught the gist of his speech: genuinely it’s pronounced Jandalf.
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