OldManBOMBIN

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[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I got mine because I figured it would be good for bets.

"Hey random person at the bar, I bet you a drink I have your name tattooed on my ass"

I don't drink anymore though.

Funnily enough, I did have a colonoscopy recently, and I did not mention my tattoo beforehand. Afterwards, when I regained consciousness, I told them I hoped anything I had said before being aware was harmless and entertaining, and the nurse said "You were plenty entertaining" :(

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Just did. "People With Tattoos I Wanna See"

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

"As soon as I get my next check and pay off my payday loan and pill guy"

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Same for us guys with "Your Name" on our asses

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world -1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Ok, thanks. And thanks for the info.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I don't, and that was the last one. If there were an easier way, I'd use it.

Go ahead and report that for me though if you don't care. 'Preciate it.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Dear mod:

You know, it would be really helpful if you would actually write a reason for removal instead of just "chill" or anything else unhelpful. The second one actually helped me understand what I did wrong instead of making you look like a sensitive little baby.

And I didn't copy/paste anything; I retyped it because dude asked what I said. So eat my dick, or be more helpful.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Wow can't even talk about jerking a dude's dad off in here. I thought this was 196 not 1984

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 88 points 6 days ago

I'm going to learn how to orgasm!

 

And I'll add a semi-related fable.

There were a group of 5 monkeys that all lived on a tropical island; they survived by climbing trees to get bananas.

One day, the monkeys are taken to a lab and placed in an enclosure that somewhat captured the original environment. The only difference was that if any monkey climbed the tree, they'd all get soaked with freezing cold water from a sprinkler system. The monkeys were forced to eat simulated banana paste from a stainless steel bowl on the ground.

Every day for the first few months, at least one monkey would try to climb the tree - either to forage or just for fun, it's irrelevant - and all the monkeys would end up soaking wet and freezing. It got to the point where if any monkey even went towards the tree, the rest would attack it. Eventually, the monkeys left the tree alone.

So the scientists removed 2 of the monkeys, and added 3 more that were freshly captured. These monkeys had no idea about the cold water, so would inevitably try to climb the tree - resulting in them being savagely attacked by the remaining original 3 monkeys.

Eventually, without even knowing why, the new monkeys left the tree alone.

The scientists then removed the 3 original monkeys, and replaced them with 3 more fresh monkeys, who were of course attacked when they tried to climb the tree.

Soon, though no monkey had ever been wet or cold in its entire existence (within this enclosure), they'd all avoid the tree that they'd depended on their entire life "because that's how it goes."

It's time to stop attacking our fellow monkeys, and break out of this lab. I want some god-damn bananas.

 

It's the same color as the rest of the cat, but no legs or nothin'.

 
 

West gang 4lyf

 
 
 
 
 

Power word Sepialis Filtraitous

 

it's saturday

 
 
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