not_woody_shaw

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French vampires in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Painstaking - time consuming.

Staking - piercing with a wooden stake.

Pain - French word for bread.

It's like poetry. It rhymes. in c/starwarsmemes@lemmy.world
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is why Andor is so great. It's star wars but it's for grown ups.

French vampires in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (7 children)

The legendary bilingual double pun!

HSBC UK banning KDE Connect from F-Droid, and non whitelisted keyboards in c/android@lemdro.id
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Time to change banks

lemmy.ca user Is this true? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

And they smell like rotting beefcarcasses.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Very smart, very nasty. At least she's preferable to the slimy and openly corrupt Jenrick.

I heard Godzilla has a son. in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And his younger brothers, Asuszilla, Besuszilla, Cesuszilla, Desuszilla, Eesuszilla, and Efsuszilla.

Avocabirb in c/aww@lemmy.world
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Those avo's are freakishly shiny.

M4 Mac Mini Power Button Has New Bottom Location in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Just put it on its side.

WIP Wednesday!!! in c/lemmy_stitch@sh.itjust.works
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Never wanted to cause you any trouble.

CompareBooleans in c/programminghumor@lemmy.world
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That's not even the worst part. What the fuck does a function named Compare_anything do? Does it return anything? It sounds like nothing but a side effect.

25 October 1987 in c/calvinandhobbes@lemmy.world
[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

How do you like them apples?

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Kokoroko | LIVE at Nancy Jazz Pulsations, 2022 (youtu.be)
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Avishai Cohen Trio - Shifting Sands Session - ARTE Concert - YouTube (youtu.be)
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Any UK-ites here missing a good beer this summer, (lemmy.world)
 

Westbrooks Brewery Laguna IPA gets a vote from me. 1g carbs per 440g can. Tastes like a proper IPA.

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Is this a monad? (lemmy.world)
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YouTube Music will let you search by humming into your Android phone (www.theverge.com)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/16209716

YouTube Music is humming along.

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Butcher Brown: Tiny Desk Concert - YouTube (youtu.be)
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If you have some cold water evaporating, is it possible to make it evaporate sooner by adding hot water? (lemmy.world)
 

How hot would it have to be?

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The band is obviously playing a game on this one - Neurosis - Irakere (live at Ronnie Scott's) (music.youtube.com)
 

Let's play along. Can we name all of the quotes in all of the solos? I got Work Song and Birdland in the piano solo.

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Making Coffee With 300 Ton Hydraulic Press - YouTube (youtu.be)
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Maceo Parker feat. by WDR BIG BAND - A Tribute To Ray Charles (youtu.be)
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Help me choose a doorbell (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world to c/smarthomes@feddit.uk
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Wifey wants to be able to see who's at the door before answering.

It seems difficult to match up the capabilities of the various options to what we actually want, so I'm looking for suggestions or recommendations.

Don't want any cloud privacy nightmare nonsense. Don't really even want local storage. Just a live video stream from doorbell to iPhone and/or Android, triggered by the doorbell button.

I don't have HA or any other smart home stuff set up currently, but might like to add it in future.

Required features:

  • answer the door via iPhone, or Android, whoever picks it up first.
  • see who's at the door without letting them know we're looking. Like if I have to "answer" the doorbell before the video comes up, that'd be bad.
  • no cloud / subscription.
  • works without any storage.

Nice to have:

  • Option to add recording/storage later if I change my mind.
  • option for Home Assistant integration later if I ever get around to it.
  • totally wireless / rechargeable.
  • motion detection I guess.

Is there anything suitable out there?

Edit: also nice to have i.e. not required * internet connection so I can see who's at the door even when I'm outside of my wifi range.

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TLDW (lemmy.world)
 

The L is for "loud"

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