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[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The 58 year old vampire looks like Ben Shapiro.

[–] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Great. Now I’m reading everything in his voice now.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 day ago

Why else do you think the cops were called?

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Fourth panel doesn't need to be there. Doesn't add anything and throws off the alignment of the panels.

Looks like one of those comics with the a missing panel at the end that makes you subscribe to Patreon to see it.

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think the fourth panel is better than the fifth panel. If I were going to cut one, I'd cut the fifth one.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 16 points 1 day ago

yeah I think you've got to have a beat for that joke to land

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 day ago
[–] Rin@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You can just not look at the last panel

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Not being sarcastic at all.

But You know, I never really thought about it that way.

Like, we can cross out panels in comic books. We own the book. We can choose our own narrative, make it whatever we want. Uncle Ben lives. Batman carries a gun. The A on Captain America is Ass.

I can't believe I had this thought without any drugs.

You really empowered my creativity. Thank you good sir.

[–] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or, keep panels 1, 4 and 5. This shows she had an introspective moment.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 6 points 23 hours ago

That read makes the comic way faster and a greater hit on the creep factor of the vamps

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 23 hours ago

I misread it as "the A is on Captain America's ass." Makes sense, it is America's ass after all. Be fun to watch it stretch and flex, too.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Bill Watterson had to design his Sunday Calvin and Hobbes strips around different newpapers' size and layout demands.
His solution was to have two or three panels that could be omitted and the rest of the panels could be rearranged to still form a rectangle.
The title splash is usually a 2/3rds rectangle with some fun art that adds to the strip but isn't required for the flow -- Hobbes pouncing from a coil, or Calvin walking in snowpants with the sound effects following him the full length.

These can set the stage but aren't critical. I like to cover them up and feel out what the flow would have been in different papers.

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I'm glad my bird brain could've been of use :D

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's the punchline wtf 😐

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

punchline is panel 4, 5 just states the quiet part loud

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

This whole comic is just saying the quiet part out loud.

I enjoy the thought of them being in jail

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Ending on panel 4 would effectively make it brooding and serious. No punchline.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

please, continue to do so.

show up randomly like a snobby food critic complaining about how the dauphin potatoes are cut too thinly to be a proper dauphin.

and complain about the most meaningless stuff with disgust and passion.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

as opposed to complaining about complaints about meaningless stuff?

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 1 points 22 hours ago

hell yhea, reaching meta here

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Does it just suck being you?

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 1 points 22 hours ago

no. i just find random useless complaints entertaining

[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Brevity is the soul of wit. It's like those tiktok videos that go on for too long. We got the joke in the first two scenes of the skit, and now it's scene 5 and it's the same joke, just a different silly voice or scenario. We get it. Bring back Vine.

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You've completely misunderstood my point, and went off running in another direction.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My comment was in direct response to your first sentence. Would you be willing to restate your point in other words, as I seem to be so far off the mark?