Mouselemming

Schumer has got a scolding finger up in the way of the attempted nonconsensual embrace.

You dropped this: out

I scoop using the lid of the grinder. Level to the top of the grinding bowl: One.

Obviously ymmv, but next time, AFTER your first cup of coffee, look in your drawer and count the number of scoops you usually use into whatever measuring cups it fits. That becomes your scoop. One.

This got me to exhale forcefully, and the corners of my mouth crept up slightly. Which in these days of horror and darkness is something.

It isn't "The Onion Now Owns InfoWars" hilarious, but it's funny.

And the tiny possibility he won't be approved is ... interesting.

Kakistocracy: is it better or worse than having competent fascists in charge?

Mission Accomplished

🎵 Well I be done seen 'bout everything, When I see an elephant fly...🎶

All hail hypnotoad!

Well, you could subtract the 1.2 million who died of Covid. And also those whose voter registrations were peremptorily cancelled.

Soooo... With 2 already-wealthy men getting paid for doing the one job, outside of the official government, it's actually the Department of Not-Really Government Redundancies and Grift, isn't it?

And since the only good reason to make the error would be to invite another pedant into the conversation, I'm finding this whole little sidethread very satisfactory.

Learning where his house is would take no effort as he's been so thoroughly doxxed even I saw his address and I'm basically that meme of the old lady peering at the screen through my granny-glasses.

A perfect alpha male, frightened to death at a woman saying "Hello" while he's still in the safety of his house. Compare that to the women who ovary up and keep going while they're being catcalled, or make the potentially life-threatening decision to say either yes or no to a strange man in a bar.

Or, first ask for directions, go down and stay down, keep listening and doing exactly what she says, until she gets there first. THEN bring your dick to the party. For many of us the second and successive orgasms are much quicker and easier to achieve, even from penetrative sex.