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[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 34 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Y'all worried about the Gay Agenda?

Brace your asses for the TransMission.

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] LandedGentry@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

I'll be here all week

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[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 97 points 5 days ago (5 children)

2005 homophobes: "I hate f*gs"

2025 homophobes: This hilariously weak shit

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 74 points 5 days ago (4 children)

They are literally triggered by rainbows now

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 28 points 5 days ago

-sigh- look at the sky, honey. god is woke too nowadays

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Christian Conservative: "You wouldn't want to become Rainbow Baphomet would you?"

Me, a D&D Nerd: Uncapping the Estradiol

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Fuck that shit, if I can become rainbow Baphomet then count me in! ALL in!

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[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] teletext@reddthat.com 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Figs taste great! Don't censor figs!

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Non-UK people should read up about Laurence Fox if they want a good laugh.

Some career highlights:

  • Destroyed his acting career and his marriage by being an upper class right wing shit.
  • Destroyed his subsequent gig as a right wing pundit on GB News by being too misogynist on air.
  • Called some drag queens paedophiles after they called him racist. He was sued for defamation and he countersued. He lost on both counts.
  • Stood for election as an MP and lost his deposit.
  • Stood for election as London Mayor and lost his deposit.
  • Tried to stand for election as London Mayor a second time and didn't get on the ballot because he didn't fill in the paperwork correctly
  • Stood for election to the London Assembly and lost his deposit.
[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (9 children)

To be fair to him, on his first run at London Mayer, he did get nearly twice as many votes as Count Binface, a candidate who claims to be from space and wears a dustbin on his head.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

That's unfortunate, I would have voted binface

[–] grue@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not sure about Count Binface since I don't really follow UK politics, but if he's anything like Vermin Supreme his platform is likely both preferable to and more realistic than the mainstream conservative party candidates' plans.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What does “lost his deposit” mean in the context of UK elections? Do you only get your money back if you win? Is there some decorum standard he violated or something?

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You lose your £500 deposit if you win 5% or less of the valid votes cast in the constituency. It’s to discourage no-hopers from taking part.

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 74 points 5 days ago (12 children)

PRIDEMONTH.
PRIDEMONTH.
P RIDE M ON TH.
p RIDE m ON th.
RIDE ON

[–] InvestBurnout@fedia.io 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 41 points 5 days ago (6 children)

PRIDEMONTH
PRIDEMONTH
PR IDEMONTH
PR idemonth
PR

Please review my PR before EOD if you have the capacity. We can hop on a quick screenshare if you want me to walk you through it.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

PRIDEMONTH
PRIDEMONTH
PRI DEM ON TH
PRION

oh no

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

PR IDE MONTH

Pull request integrated development environment month

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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[–] troybot@midwest.social 16 points 5 days ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER I'M CRANKING MY HOG AROOOOOO

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[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I've seen this post a couple times and just scrolled on last. Didn't realise it was an anti-pride post because it looks cool as hell.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

In São Paulo a couple of pride month parties are being announced as priDE MONth party, guess is being used around the world like this too.

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[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Why do conservatives always make their opponents look significantly more badass than they actually are?

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago

🤘😖🤘

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago
[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Imagine creating this and imagining you were making a point.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Christmas
rChistams
rsamChits
Rams Chits

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 11 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I have no idea what this means but it made me giggle maniacally.

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I'm gay, furry, disabled and satanic, and I approve this message

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[–] GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Satan killed less than God. Lot less ...

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[–] takeda@lemm.ee 12 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Why it has two sets of horns? It looks like first one weren't intimidating enough so they added another set to wrap the "DEMON".

[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 46 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Honestly probably AI generated

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

100%. Not just because of the style, but topological issues (where do the top horns go? Looks like they turn into hair?) or duplication are hallmarks.

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[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Garbage AI because no conservative is creative.

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[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Dibs on Prith Demon as a lgbt+ metal band! Any of you gays know how to sweep pick?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Look if you just take a couple letters from this word and some from this word, carry the one......"

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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 4 points 4 days ago

This reminds me of when rightwing youtube was trying to drum up fake satanic panic over Sam Smith's devil performance or whatever the fuck it was.

It was so goofy seeing them trying to pretend to be afraid of this bs, like it was some evil demonic shit.

As someone who was deep into metal in the 2000s and was exposed to Marilyn Manson, Cradle of Filth and Dir En Grey, it really was the most pathetic display of outrage ever because Sam Smith is vanilla af. If these puritan right wingers want something to clutch their pearls at, then go watch the 20 something year old music video of Dir En Grey's Obscure. Uncensored.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago (9 children)

For real ? this absolutely slaps

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