PapaStevesy

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[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

More like when your mom dies by the actual physical embodiment of the Lord shooting her in the face.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They mix perfectly and sing in harmony. Like yeah, a good whistled tune is enjoyable, but I prefer the symphony.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

No, just that flavors don't get muddied when I cook, it must be a skill issue.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I don't eat mud, and sorry, you can't come in my home, vampire.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

If it was a full pickle, you'd have a point. One little burger chip? That's not even an entire amuse-bouche.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Doesn't look pickled, but it definitely could be I guess. Fuck I love pickled onions...I don't eat mops though, rolled or otherwise.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Good anything doesn't need much else than salt, doesn't mean I don't want it. Find me a savory dish that's not improved by garlic and I'll stab you in the heart because you're obviously a vampire.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (13 children)

I mean, even if you're really into unseasoned fish topped with raw onion, presentation certainly leaves something to be desired.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I meant his default skin, sowwy

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Living a lottle

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Some monkey

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I metaphorically devour the memory for power. I'm still alive and it's highly likely that I'm the only person on the entire planet thinking about it. Obviously these memories are extremely powerful, but it's not doing me any good if I just feel embarrassed again every time I think about them. Harness that crazy shame energy and try to put it to actual productive use somehow. Just knowing that I can be that embarrassed and be absolutely fine actually gives me more confidence. Simply wallowing in the embarrassment only takes confidence away.

Edit: Sorry I didn't see you described the whole situation, I was writing very generally. Overall, it still applies. Except that maybe the moment is also replaying in your gf's head for her own embarrassment at unintentionally embarrassing you. It's honestly probably worse for her, at least you're safe in the knowledge that you were misrepresented due to shrinkage lol

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