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[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 97 points 1 week ago (5 children)

2005 homophobes: "I hate f*gs"

2025 homophobes: This hilariously weak shit

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 74 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They are literally triggered by rainbows now

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 28 points 1 week ago

-sigh- look at the sky, honey. god is woke too nowadays

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Christian Conservative: "You wouldn't want to become Rainbow Baphomet would you?"

Me, a D&D Nerd: Uncapping the Estradiol

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fuck that shit, if I can become rainbow Baphomet then count me in! ALL in!

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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the campaign that I am currently running Baphomet is a rainbow unicorn being wrongly imprisoned in hell by the Catholic church.

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[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] teletext@reddthat.com 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Figs taste great! Don't censor figs!

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Non-UK people should read up about Laurence Fox if they want a good laugh.

Some career highlights:

  • Destroyed his acting career and his marriage by being an upper class right wing shit.
  • Destroyed his subsequent gig as a right wing pundit on GB News by being too misogynist on air.
  • Called some drag queens paedophiles after they called him racist. He was sued for defamation and he countersued. He lost on both counts.
  • Stood for election as an MP and lost his deposit.
  • Stood for election as London Mayor and lost his deposit.
  • Tried to stand for election as London Mayor a second time and didn't get on the ballot because he didn't fill in the paperwork correctly
  • Stood for election to the London Assembly and lost his deposit.
[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (5 children)

To be fair to him, on his first run at London Mayer, he did get nearly twice as many votes as Count Binface, a candidate who claims to be from space and wears a dustbin on his head.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

That's unfortunate, I would have voted binface

[–] grue@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not sure about Count Binface since I don't really follow UK politics, but if he's anything like Vermin Supreme his platform is likely both preferable to and more realistic than the mainstream conservative party candidates' plans.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh so you guys have your own variant of Vermin Supreme?

[–] Apepollo11@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Novelty candidates are a highlight of UK politics - practically every high profile election has some.

The brilliant thing is that they're treated as seriously as the main party candidates by the election machinery - they appear on politics programmes and appear onstage stood next to the career politicians on count day.

H'Angus the Monkey, the Hartlepool FC football mascot, even got elected as mayor of Hartlepool a few years back.

There's an entire novelty party, The Monster Raving Looney Party, which has been going strong since the 80s, and fields candidates across the country.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What does “lost his deposit” mean in the context of UK elections? Do you only get your money back if you win? Is there some decorum standard he violated or something?

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You lose your £500 deposit if you win 5% or less of the valid votes cast in the constituency. It’s to discourage no-hopers from taking part.

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago (12 children)

PRIDEMONTH.
PRIDEMONTH.
P RIDE M ON TH.
p RIDE m ON th.
RIDE ON

[–] InvestBurnout@fedia.io 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 41 points 1 week ago (6 children)

PRIDEMONTH
PRIDEMONTH
PR IDEMONTH
PR idemonth
PR

Please review my PR before EOD if you have the capacity. We can hop on a quick screenshare if you want me to walk you through it.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

PRIDEMONTH
PRIDEMONTH
PRI DEM ON TH
PRION

oh no

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

PR IDE MONTH

Pull request integrated development environment month

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] troybot@midwest.social 16 points 1 week ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER I'M CRANKING MY HOG AROOOOOO

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

🤘😖🤘

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago
[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've seen this post a couple times and just scrolled on last. Didn't realise it was an anti-pride post because it looks cool as hell.

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[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why do conservatives always make their opponents look significantly more badass than they actually are?

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Christmas
rChistams
rsamChits
Rams Chits

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I have no idea what this means but it made me giggle maniacally.

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'm gay, furry, disabled and satanic, and I approve this message

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[–] takeda@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Why it has two sets of horns? It looks like first one weren't intimidating enough so they added another set to wrap the "DEMON".

[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Honestly probably AI generated

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

100%. Not just because of the style, but topological issues (where do the top horns go? Looks like they turn into hair?) or duplication are hallmarks.

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I looked up the handle from the watermark, but I regret it. Just right wing hate post after post. Yuck

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[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine creating this and imagining you were making a point.

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[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Garbage AI because no conservative is creative.

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[–] Nay@feddit.nl 9 points 1 week ago

You've startled the Christians

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Dibs on Prith Demon as a lgbt+ metal band! Any of you gays know how to sweep pick?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I legit want to print this out and wear it at the parade.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

there's need to be a market for taking shitty reactionary art, change it into pro queer, sell merch, send profit to charity, warch them cry copyright infringement a and theft, but AI slop isn't copyrighteable.

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