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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 70 points 1 week ago (4 children)

When can we be in the no pants era? 😩

Anytime you wanna come over.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kilts never went out of style.

[–] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've worn a utila kilt several times. Let the balls hang low, let them Swing to and fro.

I've lost it to a move, though. I need to get another one. They our comfy.

Never understood why males couldn't wear skirts. This doesn't make sense.

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 14 points 1 week ago

No real reason except to separate us. It's all arbitrary, so pick whatever rules you like and throw the rest in the garbage.

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[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Skinny pants are a satanic device solely made to torture the inappropriately shaped

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used to think that until I found drop crotch jogger jeans. Loose up top but skinny through the calves and cuffed to stay out of the mud. If I get extra longs I can wear them up over my bellybutton and the crotch is just normal. I looked for and found them when I found myself fantasizing about living life in my jogger scrub pants (where usually mud is the least worrisome thing that could wind up on my pants hems). Also they make my hips look huge in comparison to my tiny ankles and top so I get to look like a Pixar mom.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago

The day I wear drop crotch is the day my GF dies laughing

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One leg baggy, the other leg skinny

I love this.

If nothing else, as a statement

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Thighs baggy, calves skinny.

[–] abstrusedilemma@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Vomit on his sweater already

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I remember in 8th grade, my buddy got the first pair of JNCOs in our friend group. He was so excited, he goes "AND JUST LOOK WHAT I CAN FIT IN THE POCKETS!" and proceeded to pull out an entire 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew.

[–] ODGreen@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Similar story in my life but a 12-pack of Smirnoff Ice

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[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Unfortunately JNCO went out of business 7 years ago; shame, really - it could have made for a great moonshot stock bet! πŸ˜…

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been using baggy jeans for around 20 years now, I don't intend to stop. Fuck the fashion police!

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

I wish I’d held onto all my JNCOs instead of donating them all 20 years ago ….

My son also wishes I’d held onto all of em.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 week ago

I'm a relaxed-fit man. Occasionally the rest of society aligns with my taste.

And by era I mean 6 fucking months

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least we're out of the 'holes in jeans' timezone.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I saw a woman with like 40% of her leg showing through holes in her fashion jeans yesteday.

now for only 140% the price!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ive been wearing loose fit Dickies and Vans checkerboard slip ons for about 25 years now.

Being cool as fuck has never gone out of style.

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[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm staying right between both and I'm not moving.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

Pants that fit?

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[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never thought that the absurd baggy pants I wore back in school would ever come back into style because they were truly awful.

But hey, what do I know - now they're back and so am I ... How do you do, fellow kids!?!

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[–] jhonmu648@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

One leg baggy, other leg skinny

It's the ciiiiircle of pants

[–] Marsupial@quokk.au 8 points 1 week ago

We’re already moving onto skinnier but flared styles. Skinny skinny is next.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm totally cool with baggy fit coming back for a while, just please don't bring back the pre-distressed dirty washed jeans that look like you've been rolling around in a barn all day and also shit yourself.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need an overlay also of the amount of rips in jeans

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That one spins in the opposite direction

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've always rocked regular or baggy. It's a comfort and practicality thing. Having skinny jeans takes away the point of denim being durable and warm, something it needs to be loose for.

[–] shiroininja@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel colder in loose jeans. air gets in.

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[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

One way to tell where we are on the cycle is check to see what people between the ages of 35-40 are wearing.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Someday we'll return to better times

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now that I appreciate a Guy's butt in slim jeans they're gone :(

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[–] Sakychu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Are the steps in between filled with bootcut jeans and flared pants?

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It gets weird in the gaps; kilts, parachute pants, togas

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don’t know if I was just too old when we switched to the skinny pants trend but I found them terrible on my balls

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[–] iii@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

So this is what people mean when they say that the pendulum has swung too far

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's always been baggy for me, I like the swishing around my ankles XD

Yeah i grew up in the 90s. The skinny jean crazy didn't land with me. I wore baggy carpenters until they died, then the widest bootcut I could find.

Now I am in heaven, my favorite aesthetic is everywhere, baggy jeans, shirt sleeves over long sleeves, hell yes let's skate

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