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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

The 6 means 30, both of which also mean 1/2

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Somebody never had a clock with roman numerals and it shows

I remember getting into an argument with a grade school teacher over IIII because most such clocks put that for 4 instead of IV because of some fuckin reason

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Weird, I've seen many analog clocks with Roman numerals but always IV for 4.

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

It's actually called the "clockmakers four" or "watchmakers four." it's a thing.

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

False. I had a clock that used IIII instead.

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Clocks should use 24h format. AM/PM is completely useless.

[–] JordanZ@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Somebody gave me this clock…I just need the time.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Sounds like a Michael McIntyre bit

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 40 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 34 points 7 hours ago

Goddamn metric time

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Why the 'IIII' insted of 'IV'?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Prevents confusion between the four and the six: III, IV, V, VI, when the watch is not held perfectly vertically for viewing.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 hours ago

Actually very common in watches with roman numbers iirc

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

i'm pretty sure that IV is a modern typographic thing

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I've also heard that, because in Latin IV is the beginning of "IVPPITER" (Jupiter), there’s a theory that people avoided using "IV" as to not “disrespect” the god’s name. 🤷‍♀️

Also, on a 12 hour clock, 3 sets of four, e.g.:

  • I, II, III, IIII
  • V, VI, VII, VIII
  • IX, X, XI, XII

looks clean af I guess.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Now I really want a .beats watch. That's so retro cool.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

If you're ok with a screwdriver, you can mod a Casio F91-W and add a .beat watchface https://www.sensorwatch.net/docs/watchfaces/clock/#beat-time

[–] WhatsTheHoldup@lemmy.ml 25 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Don't listen to OP's bullshit.

They work for big clock. They're trying to convince you 12 hour clock is useless so they can sell you double the clock.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Look at this guy, only one clock. I keep two analog clocks in each room, the AM 12-11, and PM 12-11. The way it was meant to be.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 58 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

IIRC they counted the bones in their fingers using their thumb and that gives 12. The first sundial was around the equator and there is always light for half a day, so half a day becomes 12 hours.

To count large numbers often one hand was used to count using 5 fingers and the other to count the bones, so you get 5x12 for 60 minutes.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 29 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

AIUI there was an aspect in the divisibility of the numbers being convenient.

12 is divisible by 2, 3, 4, and 6. 60 is divisible by 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, 12, 15, 20, and 30.

10 is divisible by 2 and 5. 100 is divisible by 2, 4, 5, 10, 20, 25, and 50.

If you want to minimize dealing with fractions, 12 and 60 are far more convenient than 10 and 100.

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[–] StThicket@reddthat.com 10 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

When I become dictator of the world, this will be the new time unit: https://metric-time.com/

The year will also have 13 months: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar

The year will be 12025: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_calendar

Because these things just make more sense. You will thank me after a few generations, because habits are hard to change.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Seems a bit odd to not use a base 10 number of months.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Redefining the definition of a second sounds very problematic.

[–] PumpkinSkink@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

If you make the 13th month a holiday with no work, you have my support .

[–] pemptago@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Team 13-month-calendar assemble!

I haven't done enough digging on metric time, but if it's implemented as a UTC/global time I can get behind that. I'm sick of timezones and DST.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Nah, instead we'll go back to the local noon standard where the time zone is set by when the sun is directly above you. Instead of a couple dozen time zones we'll have thousands.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago

Don't forget about π

[–] folekaule@lemmy.world 73 points 11 hours ago

At least our hours are the same length regardless of latitude now, so let's be grateful for that.

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 49 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I only recently learned the etymology of the word: "second"

Its name comes from being the "second" division of the hour, with the minute being the first.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It’s funny how we go straight to metric when dividing seconds

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

I honestly hate this.

It's like bad world building for some throwaway fiction story.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 20 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I'll see you in 5 firsts, 2 seconds and 7 thirds.

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 26 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (16 children)

Days start at 0h, not 12h

It can't start at 12 hours if there are 24 segments.

And keep your letters out of it too.

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 20 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

Days start at 0h, not 12h

Show me where is the zero here?

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 hours ago

If you want to be mad about time then I'd like to introduce you to a little thing I like to call the Gregorian calendar.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 22 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Sundials.

Now if you want to get really pissed, the magnetic North Pole is actually the South Pole of the Earth’s magnetic field. We call it the North Pole because the north side of a magnet points to it.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Where am I?? 🫨🌀😵‍💫

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