LanguageIsCool

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My hearing is already fucked. Mwap in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
"The biggest threat to America today is not communism, it's moving America toward a fascist theocracy" - Frank Zappa, 1986 in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
I'm old in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.

Canva charges you to make a circle in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

“Yeah, makes sense. You know how hard it is to draw a perfect circle? How about you try it then, asshole? Didn’t think so. Now pay up!!”

  • Canva sales team, probably
If those devs didn't have the extra time to be creative, we might not have gotten this classic. in c/retrogaming@lemmy.world
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah, that fucking rocked.

Agreed in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The worst is being corrected.

“Good morning, how are you?”

looks at watch “it’s 12:01pm so it’s good afternoon”

Only Time in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Some Brazilian sadness: https://youtube.com/watch?v=r3PMqvqLyU0

The guitar is beautifully excellent

Malaphores in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

But nobody is around to smell it, does it have an odor?

Malaphores in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back

Safely Remove Hardware in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of a Johnny Bravo episode where he rips off a tag from a mattress that says “do not remove under penalty of law” and then helicopters start coming after him lol

Brazil gives Meta 72 hours to explain new fact-check policies in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Double entendre: “eu” means “me” in Portuguese

Scientists May Be Able to Make Grapefruits Compatible With Medications They Currently Interfere With in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

They should brand it “omg gmo grapefruit”

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