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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago

That tweet is going to age well.

[–] HoMaster@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Another testament of the American education system.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

This is just sad. Or posted by a time-traveler that forgot when they are.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Let 👏dat👏mf👏sink👏in

[–] plaguesandbacon@lemmy.ca 54 points 2 days ago (4 children)

As an actual 46 year old, I'm offended. Guess I'll go yell at a cloud or something

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

45 this year, guess I'll do the same, after I yell at these pesky kids to get off my lawn.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hello fellow 44 nearly 45 year old. This is your friendly notification to take your Advil.

Also be careful when sleeping, you don't want to injure your back

[–] MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Hello, I'm here to remind you that ibuprofen absolutely wrecks your gut lining and is brutal on your kidneys. Try some other forms of pain relief if you can.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Thanks same to you.

[–] 4grams@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Desperately clinging to my mid-40’s too old bro.. not looking forward to this next one.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

You should tell those kids to get off your yard.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

X is a cool letter or number if you’re a nerd

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 92 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Saving this to reshare in 2047

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Saving this to reshare in 2047

Can't tell if stupid or further shitposting

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago

Definitely stupid

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

That 'or' is inclusive.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 5 points 2 days ago

Why don’t you post back here when you do so we all know you kept your word?

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

Ah, that explains it.

It's not that I am feeling youg for my age, it's all the young people feeling old. got it.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As of today, someone born in 1999 was the same age as Marilyn Monroe was when she was born. Makes you think.

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Funny and clever.
it got Llama 3.1 a.i. completely confused ... which could never translate it right even with my help. But a better a.i. (GPT-4o mini) got it easily the first time and could explain it well.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It really whipped the Llama's ass!

[–] FellowHuman@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Being born 1996, does that make me 69 or is my math wrong?

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Since I'm born in 1987 and am 420, your math seems to check out.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nah the math checks out... If you wait long enough.

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] enbyecho@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's fake news. You gotta be careful with these internet "sources". Do your research!

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

I'm 42 and had to think about this for a moment. I'm not clever.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Math is hard

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok, I give up. If there’s a joke here other than just someone shitty at math I don’t get it.

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's meant to inspire a brief moment of dread and surprise for those of us who are not quick at math.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Ah, gotcha. The brief moment of dread I got that I was too old to get why the math was so bad.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 days ago

For those mathematicians saying "tHiS isN'T tRUe": The tweet is exactly 2 years old. So much about that.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yep 46 - 16. What a time to be alive...

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

To be fair, we're halfway through this decade and it's been harder than 90's, 00's and 10's combined.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (10 children)

A person born in 1899 looks exactly the same as they will look once we hit 2035. Let that marinate

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[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

those born in 1900 are dead. Let that sink in.

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[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Ask him something else let’s see how kwik his mafs is

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

This post is brought to you by - The future

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I wasn’t born yesterday, you know. Wait, I’m in my 30s. Ok yes, I was born yesterday.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

hi sink, I'm dad. Come in

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