I'd tell you to get off my lawn, but I was born in the 90s so I don't own a lawn and statistically never will
this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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Nice shitpost. Got me for a moment, then I remembered how math worked.
Your age = your age minus how many years before you were alive
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I know! They might have been born later in the year and are only 19.
Smh my head
this will make sense in a decade
Truly ahead of his time.
A person born in 0 is 2025 years old.
Nah, they’re dead
Nah, they just don't like publicity.
Hey dead, I'm dad.
There's no year 0
Unless it is a Hindu, or Buddhist calendar. Then there is a year 0.
There was in Cambodia
I took my wife to Cambodia during a holiday once!
I'm guessing that was a few years after year zero?
Somewhere around 1980 if I'm not mistaken.
Can confirm. My kid was born last year and is 9 years old now.
It's all the nicotine in the breast milk
I was born in 2004, I'm 20.
I feel this post is 10 years too early.
ok, Rapetosaurus
I went to Madagascar over 10 years ago and didn't see any Rapetosaurus, so fake news.
I had to explain what "ROFL" meant at work the other day.
Dam i bothered looking it up after seeing your comment and 10 years of seeing it online makes sense to me now
LMAO
A person born in 2025 is 10 years old. Let that sink in!
It has been an extremely long year already
I'm sorry but you can't do that as we're full of sinks. We need faucets, people!
A person born in 467953 is -465928 years old
This meme was made by the signed-ints-for-ages gang?
Yeah if you are really bad at math they are.
Shitpost, but it did get me thinking. After doing the math, my ex's daughter who I took to the park everyday after school will be graduating high school this month.... and another ex's son will be a senior next year. Yeah I've got nothing, time fly's, blah blah blah.
A person born in 2034 is already one year old.
These parasitic babies grow up so fast don't they
Emmy Noether, is that you trolling us with your maths from beyond space-time?