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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

But no little tiny tusks? No trunk? Lame. Is it so wrong to want a tiny mammoth I can hold in one hand?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago

You want a tiny mammoth, I want an aquarium sized whale... Where's the line? How long until there's a game show of duck sized horses or horse sized duck?

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 0 points 13 hours ago

THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION SPENT EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS MAKING TRANSGENDER MICE!

[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

The 15ft tall 8,000 pound mouse was last seen rampaging in the downtown area. OK that's what I wanted the article to say.

[–] humiddragonslayer@lemm.ee 0 points 14 hours ago

Created a fake album cover inspired by this!

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

This was wise. They had to create the woolly mice so that when they create the woolly mammoths, they can woolly control them.

[–] dan@upvote.au 1 points 21 hours ago

but the main ingredient remains the same: a mammoth.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Oh my god I want one so bad

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago

I am skeptical of all articles with "scientists" in the title... but those mice are really cute. 😙

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Everything weird about this aside... Those mice are fucking adorable.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Agreed 100%. I know they arent for sale, but I kinda want to look into them as pets

[–] the_q@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why? How about focusing on preventing more extinctions instead of some Jurassic Park bullshit.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

We already know how to prevent more extinctions. Better environmental laws, more green spaces, better conservation efforts, less suburban sprawl, etc. You know, things that will never happen.

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

We have to experiment with mice before achieving the ultimate goal of laser shooting sharks.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This means they’re gonna make wooly elephants and try to make us call them woolly mammoths.

[–] DerArzt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

We spared no expense!

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 86 points 2 days ago (27 children)

Can I be nit-picky here for a second?

If you're genetically modifying an elephant for cold tolerance and fur growth, you're not "bring a mammoth back from extinction", you're creating a furry elephant. It may look somewhat like a mammoth, but genetically it's not a mammoth at all.

It's like saying you can genetically modify a homo-sapien to have a pronounced brow ridge and a hairier back and say that you've brought the neandertal back from extinction. No you haven't, you've just designed a human who looks different.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

Well, the goal isn't to just create woolly mammoth-lile creatures by copying characteristics. The goal is to recreate the genome from what genome data we have into a living creature.

It's not like they are trying to create a sweded version, but take a creature that is already close and change the genes to match.

At least, that's how I understood it based on the article.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And next you’ll say that genetically-modified ears aren’t enough to make catgirls real either 😩

Can we let this one go? Not for science, not for accuracy, but for the prospect of having catgirls in our lifetimes, at least?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Give me the genetherapy that makes me an anthropomorphic dog.

[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if the Lemmy liberals are going to call you a transphobic troll for this comment

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Are the Lemmy liberals in the room with us right now

[–] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

No, you're right, I was being paranoid. Everyone on Lemmy accepts otherkin, xenogenders, and neopronouns.

[–] RippleEffect@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

And catboys! We can be equal opportunity here.

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[–] quoll@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

mouse sized woolly mammoth would be pretty fucking cool.

imagine the sound when he toots his little trunk.

could store him in the fridge.

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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kind of a dick move to bring an animal from the Ice Age, back to experience global warming.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Global warming 2 extinction boogaloo

[–] proceduralnightshade@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 days ago

They do look extremely cute though.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

Is this how we get tribbles?

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