teft

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Video I found of a doctor applying a prescription deODOrant:

[–] teft@lemmy.world -1 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Mexicans are americans.

Colombians are americans.

Brazilians are americans.

Unitedstates-ians are americans.

It’s funny because spanish doesn’t have this problem. They call the people from the US estadounidenses which basically is unitedstates-ian.

[–] teft@lemmy.world -2 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Until someone throws it in your bin and it explodes or leaks and you now have to clean someone else’s shit.

Use your own bin.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Mr Neelix is a talaxian, not a ferret. Common misconception but it’s considered rude in the 24th century to mis-species someone.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 24 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve never assumed that interpretation. I always thought the gifts were given each day. So you end up with twelve partridges and pear trees at the end. The song says “on the nth day of christmas my true love gave to me” doesn’t that imply you are receiving all those gifts that day?

[–] teft@lemmy.world -3 points 11 hours ago (9 children)

Even bagged the stench can be overpowering when opening the lid of the trashcan.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

So download a user agent switcher and set it to show you as using chrome. This is what i do with firefox and i haven’t run across a site that thinks i’m using firefox.

[–] teft@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago (8 children)

People need noise to sleep? To me that seems counterproductive to sleep.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

When life gives you eldritch lemons, don’t make eldritch lemonade. Make life take the eldritch lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn eldritch lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give teft eldritch lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna sacrifice your family! With the eldritch lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible eldritch lemon that burns your house down!

[–] teft@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought Idris Elba was going to play Bond next.

I think he would be an amazing James Bond. He’s suave and handsome enough.

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by teft@lemmy.world to c/tenforward@lemmy.world
 

Description: A meme with Mot from The Next Generation cutting Captain Picard's hair. Below the text reads: Make it so. There is no challenge too great for those who have the will and haircut to make it so.

 
 
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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by teft@lemmy.world to c/tenforward@lemmy.world
 

Description: A meme with the caption "Okay so that was trolley problem version number 7. Janeway opted to run over five Tuvixes instead of one EMH." Below is a picture of the inside of a trolley with Janeway smiling and covered in gore. Michael and Eleanor from The Good Place are on either side of her. Michael is taking notes and Eleanor is amazed.

 
 
 

Description: The meme is 3 different pictures in series. The first titled "The Picard Maneuver" shows the USS Stargazer performing the Picard maneuver. The second titled "The Riker Maneuver" shows the Enterprise E releasing metreon gas to perform the Riker maneuver. The third title "The Janeway Maneuver" shows Tuvix being separated into Tuvok and Neelix via transporter beam.

 

Description: Meme with the title "The Janeway" The first panel has Ensign Tahani Al-Trill handing Janeway a PADD saying "Admiral Janeway, you won't believe what I found in the vulcan database!" The second panel has Janeway looking at a PADD. The third panel shows an information block with Janeway's personal info. Her three hyper evolved children with Tom Paris are highlighted. The fourth panel has Janeway stating "Glass those pointy eared bastards" The final panel is a shot of the planet Vulcan being destroyed.

 
 
 

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