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[–] the_q@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why? How about focusing on preventing more extinctions instead of some Jurassic Park bullshit.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

We already know how to prevent more extinctions. Better environmental laws, more green spaces, better conservation efforts, less suburban sprawl, etc. You know, things that will never happen.

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

We have to experiment with mice before achieving the ultimate goal of laser shooting sharks.