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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 57 minutes ago

Nice try, FBI. You already have all my info.

[–] cheesemoo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

wiggle wiggle wiggle, wiggle wiggle

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 3 hours ago

That's me everytime I use google now.

[–] MissingInteger@lemm.ee 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

What if the whole world agrees to defy that captyas? Couldn’t we send AI back to the dark ages?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Ironically still acceptable proof.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] static_slabs@feddit.rocks 2 points 5 hours ago

Fuck you, fuck your post, and fuck thinking that engagement farms are worth anyone's time.

[–] zzx@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I shit my butt

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 3 points 8 hours ago
[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a 30 year old virgin who lives in his parent's basement.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

to protect his virginity obviously

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

You'll never take me ~~online~~ alive!

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago
[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Error: failed to reach dns server

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 22 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Submitting proof that you're not a bot definitely has some pros and cons. In this comment, I will discuss the reasons why someone may want to submit proof that they are not a bot:

  • to prove that they are not a bot
  • to prove that they are a human
  • both of the above

In conclusion, there are many reasons why you may want to prove that you're not a bot, and you should use your best judgement before making your decision.

[–] Corigan@lemm.ee 2 points 10 hours ago
[–] lengau@midwest.social 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I can correctly compute that 12345678+87654321 is 99999999, and that 111111111*111111111 is 12345678987654321. Maybe I am a bot?

Well, no matter. I'm going to return to reading every Wikipedia article sorted lexicographically.

[–] JoeKis@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Beep boop I am not a bot beep beep biiiiiiiiiii

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (6 children)

I am a human, now let's lay out some bait.

TikTok is a Chinese propaganda machine that tracks Americans and needs to be banned.

Donald Trump cheated to win the election with outside influence from China and Russia.

China Bad

Russia Bad

America Good

that should be sufficient bait for the bots.

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[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

beep boop I am indeed a homosapian descendant of the primates. How may I assist you with your joy today?

[–] TheTux@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] pewpew@feddit.it 16 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I am hooman. I likes funny pictures.

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 1 points 32 minutes ago

Is that why the new joycons are going to have an optical sensor.

To detect moving in and out?

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Putting the joy in joycons

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[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I fail the human test everyday by being a fox 🦊 I’m just not clever tho 😭

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 7 points 16 hours ago
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] coffeetastesbadlikecoffee@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Could this legitimately be used as a captcha? I just tried it and I can't imagine a bot doing it. I wonder if there is a way to implement it without impacting accessibility though.

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

I think it would be the ultimate captcha. Though i don't think it would work on mobile and i've never seen a single site use it so i'm not sure it can be used seriously.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 23 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 88 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I love human activities, such as consuming food and medical debt.

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[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 22 points 22 hours ago
[–] Blinchik@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago
[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I am technically not a robot.

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[–] yuriaxel@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

How do I know if I am a robot or not? 🤖

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[–] R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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